Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

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Publisher: Children's Press

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9780516018652

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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.


Triceratops Stomp

Triceratops Stomp

Author: Karen Patkau

Publisher: Pajama Press Inc.

Published: 2019-07-17

Total Pages: 20

ISBN-13: 1772780790

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Deep in the forest is a nest full of eggs. But what could be inside? With picks, pokes, pops, and wriggles a gaggle of baby dinosaurs hatch. They are quick to scamper and scramble about under mother Triceratops’ watchful eye, but could danger lurk in the forest for the little dinos? With mother’s fierce protection to keep them safe, the little dinosaurs can settle in for a well-needed nap. Full of onomatopoeic text that will delight young listeners and readers alike, this fun and frolicsome story from lauded visual artist and author Karen Patkau abounds with glorious colour.


Bolivar

Bolivar

Author: Sean Rubin

Publisher: Boom! Studios

Published: 2017-11-15

Total Pages: 233

ISBN-13: 1613987951

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Going extinct isn't for everyone. Sybil knows that there is something off about her next door neighbor, but she can't seem to get anyone to believe her. Everyone is so busy going about their days in the busy streets of New York City that they don't notice Bolivar. They don't notice his odd height, his tiny arms, or his long tail. No one but Sybil sees that Bolivar is a dinosaur. When an unlikely parking ticket pulls Bolivar into an adventure from City Hall to New York's Natural History Museum, he must finally make a choice: continue to live unnoticed, or let the city see who he really is.


Dinosaurs of the Upper Cretaceous

Dinosaurs of the Upper Cretaceous

Author: David West

Publisher:

Published:

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781484494998

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All dinosaur-loving readers will thrill at the giant and engaging dino artworks. These books are sure to be enjoyed over and over again.


501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities

501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities

Author: Highlights

Publisher: Highlights Press

Published: 2020-04-14

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 1684379237

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Calling all dino fans! There are a TON of dinosaur jokes, riddles, fun facts, tongue twisters, limericks, cartoons, puzzles and activities inside this 144-page collection. Perfect for ages 6-9, this unique mix of humor, science and puzzles is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about dinosaurs. Kids are enthralled by prehistoric creatures, so we packed as much as we could into this book, starting with a pronunciation guide for 101 types of dinosaurs from Acrocanthosaurus to Zuul. After that, dino enthusiasts can read fascinating facts like how big a newly hatched T-rex might have been (about the size of a cat!), giggle at goofy jokes and tackle dino-mite puzzles. Not to mention the TONS of dinosaur-themed Hidden Pictures scenes, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift for dino lovers or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, 501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.


Dino-Racing

Dino-Racing

Author: Lisa Wheeler

Publisher: Carolrhoda Books

Published: 2016-10-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1512408867

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In this installment of dino competition, meat eaters face off against plant eaters in three high-speed auto events: drag racing, off-road racing, and stock-car racing. Lisa Wheeler's rhymes explore thoughtful questions such as: Which dinosaurs would make the best chasers for support in a desert off-road race? Does T-Rex's king status transfer to the track? And can Diplosaurus actually fit inside a stock car? Barry Gott's illustrations bring all the hilarious action to life.


Dino-Mite Dinosaur Jokes

Dino-Mite Dinosaur Jokes

Author: Jeff Rovin

Publisher: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books

Published: 1994

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780671882587

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What was the scariest dinosaur that ever lived? The Terrordactyl, of course. Along with the Alloserious, the Stegosewer and Tyrannosaurus Wrecks, it lived in the funniest age of all: The Age of Dinosaurs. Here in one outrageous volume are more than 300 of the wittiest, wackiest dinosaur jokes, riddles, puns, and knock-knocks ever to survive the Great Extinction. So travel back 65 million years, tickle a few funny bones, and have a Laffa-saurus a minute!


How Tall Was a T. Rex?

How Tall Was a T. Rex?

Author: Alison Limentani

Publisher: Wild Facts & Amazing Math

Published: 2018-06-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781910716571

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This graphically striking and innovative exploration of T.rex, the world's scariest dinosaur, offers loads of eye-opening facts and fun comparisons that budding paleontologists will love! Full color.


Dinos on the Go!

Dinos on the Go!

Author: Karma Wilson

Publisher: Little Brown & Company

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780316738118

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Dinosaurs ride everything from bicycles to airplanes as they travel around the world.


Knock Knock, Dino-mite!

Knock Knock, Dino-mite!

Author: Chris Robertson

Publisher: Xist Publishing +ORM

Published: 2020-11-05

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1532427522

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These jokes are a blast from the past...the prehistoric past! Get kids reading AND laughing with these funny dinosaur jokes. Each joke is illustrated by Chris Robertson the vibrant images add to the hilarity. Developing readers will build confidence and story time will never be the same for your dinosaur-loving child. Here's an example: Which dinosaur slept all day? The dino-snore! These jokes are silly and strange and make a great gift for a dinosaur fan. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Knight Who? and many more from Xist Publishing!