Detectives in Diapers: The Mystery of the Aztec Amulet

Detectives in Diapers: The Mystery of the Aztec Amulet

Author: Duane L Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2014-10-08

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1301361550

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Flo and Mo are not ordinary babies. Although they are only fourteen months old, they can use a computer, trick any mindless adult they want, and help their goofy detective father solve baffling crimes. Then a mysterious girl comes to their father, claiming that her grandmother has disappeared. Will the babies' superior brains be able to solve the mystery and save their bumbling parents?


Malcolm File

Malcolm File

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published:

Total Pages: 109

ISBN-13: 046347256X

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Malcolm File is a shunned, mistreated street bum, living his life under the heat vent of an office building—until the day he inherits 30 million dollars. Suddenly everyone wants what Malcolm has, from the lowliest street bum who shared the sidewalk with Malcolm, to the city drug lord from his mansion on the hill. People soon learn however that Malcolm's plans for the money are far from ordinary.


Crazy Pete

Crazy Pete

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 1311275789

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On a dark night in a lonely park in LA, crazy old Pete saves a teenager named Kelly from a suicidal encounter with a street gang. While Kelly initially resists Pete's kindness, he is gradually drawn into the life and service of his unusual mentor--a lifestyle of total concentration on others, and forgetting of himself. But even Crazy Pete has secrets, and one day, with a shock, the boy learns the terrible history of Pete’s past that turned him into the saint he has become …


Miss Lydia Fairbanks and the Losers Club

Miss Lydia Fairbanks and the Losers Club

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 1310641595

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Miss Lydia Fairbanks is the newest teacher at Inner City Junior High School, the deadliest school in the state. While the school principal believes she won't last a day, Miss Fairbanks quickly surprises everyone by not only surviving in the midst of her killer students, but actually thriving in the classroom. But even someone as weak and small as Miss Fairbanks can harbor secrets from the past ...


The Anti Stupidity Book

The Anti Stupidity Book

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1311314806

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Stupidity. What is it? Is it just something we see our neighbors and members of the opposite political party do? Or is it something more? Why does it seem to be so universal? Are there fundamentals of stupidity that can be recognized? These are the questions discussed in this book. It presents six fundamentals of stupidity that lead to the stupid choices that we see all around us. Included among these are the belief that there are no moral values, that God does not exist, and that it is acceptable to become addicted and to treat others badly and be proud. In the end we see that the only sure way to avoid the fundamentals of stupidity is through the saving power of Jesus Christ.


The Mystic Christmas Treasure

The Mystic Christmas Treasure

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2017-11-20

Total Pages: 13

ISBN-13: 1370378874

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On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...


The Wistworth Conferences

The Wistworth Conferences

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published:

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 0463393236

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Every ten years the demons assigned to tempt mortals in eastern Idaho gather at Hell’s Half Acre lava field for a conference on temptation. In these fictional conference talks from 1908 to the present, the region’s chief demon/temptor, Benedict Iscariot, describes how the evil plan to destroy morality, virtue, marriage and the family has gradually come to pass, all of which will lead to the enslavement and ultimate destruction of mankind.


False Worlds

False Worlds

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2015-12-03

Total Pages: 43

ISBN-13: 1310089590

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A false world is like an apple full of worms. It appears juicy and attractive on the outside, but is in fact disgusting on the inside. This book discusses a number of false worlds masquerading as truth but which are in fact false to their core. Included are the false worlds of politics, international relations, law, sexual confusion (premarital sex, abortion and gayness), entertainment and pride.


My Math Teacher is a Vampire

My Math Teacher is a Vampire

Author: Duane L. Ostler

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2014-12-27

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 1310887292

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Book 2 of 'The Stewards of Light' series, and sequel to 'My Science Teacher is a Wizard.' Blake Drywater and his fellow unfortunate students at Millard Fillmore Middle School once more find themselves facing an unexpected creature in one of their classes. Because of a sudden 'neck disorder' suffered by their math teacher, Blake and his classmates receive a chilling substitute. His name is Mr. Coagulate, who has a strange fascination with blood and dreams. Meanwhile Blake's former science teacher, Mr. Marlin, uses his wizard skills to annoyingly turn himself into objects in Blake's classroom--objects that talk to Blake, but which no one else can hear. Mr. Marlin warns Blake that his substitute math teacher is actually a vampire, determined to enslave Blake and use him as an unwilling warrior in the battlefield of vampire nightmares. And in spite of Blake's best efforts to stay out of such a horrible place, he unwillingly finds himself in the midst of the vampire battle one night, where he learns that nothing ever works out the way it should.


The Holiday Treasure Hunt

The Holiday Treasure Hunt

Author: Duane L. Oster

Publisher: Duane L Ostler

Published: 2014-11-03

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1311935975

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Ted's Uncle Jeff is shipping out with his army unit to Afghanistan. But he leaves behind a series of clues which Ted can only seek on holidays--Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter. The clues are not easy, and Ted finds himself unwillingly entering a cemetery on Halloween night, and going into the mushy tunnel of love on Valentine's Day. Will the treasure be worth it?