Crusoe, the Celebrity Dachshund

Crusoe, the Celebrity Dachshund

Author: Ryan Beauchesne

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2015-10-27

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 1466886021

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What?! You've never heard of Crusoe the celebrity dachshund?! You must be living under a rock! ... Or at least that's what Crusoe thinks. He's the self-proclaimed "wiener dog who thinks he's more of a celebrity than he really is" (until now!). Crusoe is the star of his wildly popular blog of the same name, winner of the 2013 AND 2014 Best Pet Blog Award. That's right... two years in a row! Because Crusoe is a talented and ridiculously photogenic miniature dachshund with a big personality, stunning fashion sense, and an insatiable penchant for whimsy. Perhaps you know him better by his infamous alter ego, BATDOG? We thought so. This is Crusoe's New York Times bestselling book debut and he's so excited to share it with all of his adoring fans. Now everyone can stare lovingly into his big brown eyes and admire his wit and many costumes any time they choose. Crusoe is certain that his book will make the perfect gift for dog-lovers of all ages. He wants to be accessible to his fans so you can really get to know the mutt behind the mask, the pooch behind that signature sexy pout; the pup with a heart of gold. Can't miss Crusoe Features in the Book: The adventures of BATDOG and Robin Cooking with Crusoe Dr. Crusoe, the Dentist, and Malpractice International travels with the worldliest of adventure dogs Partners in crime with Crusoe and twin brother Oakley


Onion Songs

Onion Songs

Author: Steve Rasnic Tem

Publisher: Crossroad Press

Published: 2019-08-17

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13:

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Onion Songs is a collection of 42 short stories spanning the writing career of Steve Rasnic Tem, with an emphasis on the bizarre, the offbeat and the meditative. Here Tem confronts the big questions of human experience (aging, death, identity, relationships) like a collector digging deep in the clutter of an attic and pulling out only the most unexpected and most telling finds. His style tersely poetic, Tem is able to give fine reproductions of the texture of everyday life while writing with all the invention of unrestrained nightmare. The mindscapes contained here, where circus clowns cling to meaningless office jobs, skeletons fall like snow, ‘true unicorns’ rummage in garbage piles, and fires are liable to break out at any moment, first engage us deeply where things ache most, then compel us to keep reading with a beauty that, for all its strangeness, we finally recognize as human. *** “Tem lets his characters, their situations, and their emotions creep up slowly on the reader. His style is thoughtful and poetic, and the tension he builds effectively sustains well-crafted plots. He has found a perfect balance between the bizarre and the straight-forward…” — Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Consistent in quality and diverse in content, as impressive as it is impressionistic… Onion Songs is the strongest collection of short stories that I’ve read in the last year. – Peter Tennant in Black Static “The 42 stories in this collection showcase the often bizarre, always enlightening works of one of the most distinctive voices in imaginative literature. Tem’s prose paints vivid and compelling images. His stories feature people who contemplate death, sanity, love, loss, and other human issues from original points of view.” –Library Journal


2019 Kid's Calendar

2019 Kid's Calendar

Author: C. Jameson

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-09-09

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 9781727183658

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2019 KID'S CALENDAR: PUPPIES & DOGS SMALL BOOK EDITION is a colorful "first" calendar for young children. It features a variety of adorable images of cute dogs & puppies and is perfect for the child who loves animals. Children will love cutting and gluing more than 200 icons included to mark special days throughout the year! Or, they may use stickers, crayons, colored pens or pencils to add important dates, notes, and special events on each month's calendar grid. Why not put this calendar in an area where parent and child can reinforce calendar features and skills taught in preschool and kindergarten? This calendar makes a great birthday, St. Nicholas, or Christmas gift.