Crackodile
Crackodile

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2023-05-22

Total Pages: 157

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Everyone's a snack when a croc's on crack! When a Nile crocodile is stolen from an animal hospital by a pair of black market smugglers, little do they know their luck is about to turn for the worse when they accidentally wreck their transport van into a car of drug dealers carrying a synthetically-altered street drug. What happens next is hell on earth when the croc ingests the dangerous drug, becoming an unstoppable killing machine hellbent on devouring everything in its path, including the residents of a nearby campground and trailer park in search for food and more of the super addictive orange colored crack. Warning: this book contains language and literary depictions of scenes some readers may find offensive. It is not intended for children. Reader discretion is advised.

Crackmammoth
Crackmammoth

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2024-10-20

Total Pages: 207

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If this mammoth is high you’re about to die! Deep in the secluded West Virginian mountains, Dr. Milton Ambrose and his team at F-Bio succeed in resurrecting a 15,000-year-old woolly mammoth, lovingly named “Snuffy.” But when an accidental mix-up introduces the deadly narcotic Agent Orange into the mammoth’s system, everything spirals out of control. Transformed into a savage, rampaging beast, Snuffy escapes the lab, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. Now, it’s up to forest ranger Gary Bentley to stop the chaos before it wipes out everything in sight. As Snuffy crushes everything in his path, tearing through the countryside and threatening human lives, Gary must face an unstoppable force of nature. Armed only with his wits and a hunting rifle, Gary is thrust into a battle for survival against a monster science never should have unleashed. Blending cutting-edge experimentation with a nail-biting race against time, Crackmammoth is a story of science gone horribly wrong, with catastrophic consequences. Perfect for fans of fast-paced thrillers and creature features, this novel takes readers on a heart-pounding journey where the clash between man and beast becomes a deadly fight for survival. If you loved Jurassic Park or The Relic, prepare for a new kind of terror where the prehistoric meets the present—and there’s no turning back.

Crackroaches
Crackroaches

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2024-06-01

Total Pages: 157

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Dive into a gripping tale of scientific experimentation gone awry and the terrifying consequences that follow in Crackroaches! Dr. Annabelle Cole and her assistant, Doyle Sanders, are exploring the mysteries of Agent Orange, a highly addictive variant of crack cocaine. As they push the boundaries of research, they unwittingly unleash a nightmare of mutated cockroaches driven by insatiable hunger and the desire for the very substance that transformed them. In the midst of chaos, park ranger Gary Bentley finds himself thrust into a battle against these monstrous insects and the deadly consequences of their rampage. With law enforcement stretched thin and the source of the drug elusive, Gary must try and save the mountain community he serves, now teetering on the brink of disaster. Get ready to step into a world where science fiction meets horror in a battle for survival against the ultimate predators. Are you ready to confront the terror of the Crackroaches?

Cracksquatch
Cracksquatch

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2023-08-04

Total Pages: 153

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Bodies stack when Sasquatch is on crack! When a popular social media sensation and renowned Bigfoot hunter goes missing, her friends pickup on an important clue as to her disappearance when one of them discovers a camera with digital proof of the existence of bigfoot in the Appalachian Mountains where she and her cameraman went missing a few days earlier. Now the hunt is on to find the elusive cryptid and hopefully bring their friend back. As the band of trackers hit the mountain on this ambitious quest, one of the team harbors a dark secret. Little do the others know that one of them is addicted to a deadly synthetically-altered version of crack, known on the street as Agent Orange, because it both looks like orange candy and turns its users’ eyes a hellish orange color. What makes the drug so nefarious, however is that it causes a high number of its users to become enraged; prone to fits of uncontrollable violence. These violent episodes are enhanced when consumed by animals, where they have no civilized willpower against becoming raging killers themselves, attacking anything – and anyone – in their path! Consequently, this expedition to the mountains will become an expedition to hell itself once the team realizes that not only are they about to find the ever-so-sought-after and (believed to be) beloved Bigfoot, but now are dealing with a raging, psychopathic Sasquatch, who has gotten ahold of the dangerous drug. Warning: this book contains language and literary depictions of scenes some readers may find offensive. It is not intended for children. Reader discretion is advised.

The Blind Melody
The Blind Melody

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2024-01-18

Total Pages: 224

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Adriana Fernandez is a young, beautiful, and talented pianist and singer. Unfortunately, while growing up in Belém, Brazil, Adriana has encountered more than her fair share of bad luck, including a nasty encounter with a hoodlum named Joao Ramires that turns Adriana's world upside down. But still, Adriana has a rare musical gift: she can spin incredible piano melodies from her fingers, melodies to calm even the most troubled and tormented heart. Meanwhile, American couple Tom and Maggie Duchensky are looking for a piano player for their nightclub, The Jazzy Truth. The question is: is lovely Adriana Fernandez the right woman for the job? Because Tom has just discovered that he is going blind. And Maggie doesn't know if their love is strong enough to survive this crisis. Meanwhile, Adriana's own past is about to disrupt her present in a very terrifying way, plunging her into a deadly situation that will require all of her courage to survive. Will those who experience this Blind Melody see the light of Love? Or will darkness—both visual and emotional—win out in the end?

Grandad Jokes: 3000 Jokes on Trump and Other Nonsense
Grandad Jokes: 3000 Jokes on Trump and Other Nonsense

Author: Richard Seltzer

Publisher: BookLocker.com, Inc.

Published: 2022-11-20

Total Pages: 368

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3000 original jokes grouped as: Trump and Company Nonsensical Science, Philosophy, History, and Religion Letter, Number, and Grammar Play Speaking in Tongues - Word Play in Two Languages Never Grow Up - General Fun Bedtime Whimsy and Romance Pithy jokes for every taste and mood and occasion.

Million Dollar Ideas
Million Dollar Ideas

Author: Jacob Wozniak

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2014-04-19

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 1312022264

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Actually, they are probably closer to four-dollar ideas. It would be great if I could use these ideas as a form of currency. I could shout out a great idea at the drive-through in exchange for a quarter-pounder with cheese, and maybe get a dumb idea back in change. Anyways, if you are going to steal one of these, and you DO make a million bucks, I think it would be fair to give me a cut... I'm just saying.

Crackadillo
Crackadillo

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2024-08-28

Total Pages: 160

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You'll be bushwacked when the armadillo's on crack! Welcome to the darkest side of the American wilderness, where the serene beauty of nature conceals a lurking horror that no one could have imagined. When Cody Mitchell decides to take his family on a much-needed vacation to the lush forests of West Virginia, he has no idea that their peaceful escape will soon turn into a nightmare of unimaginable terror. What begins as a simple getaway quickly spirals into chaos when young Jimmy Mitchell’s pet armadillo, Rocky, becomes the unwitting victim of a sinister new drug known as Agent Orange. As the drug courses through Rocky's veins, the harmless armadillo transforms into a monstrous predator, driven by an insatiable hunger for violence. The tranquil campground becomes a battleground as the Mitchell family and the unsuspecting park ranger, Gary Bentley, are thrust into a desperate struggle for survival. In a landscape where paranoia and bloodlust reign supreme, no one is safe from the savage fury of the crack-addled armadillo. With each passing moment, the line between humanity and madness blurs, as the once idyllic forest is drenched in blood. Can anyone escape the deadly grip of Rocky, or will this family vacation be their last? Prepare yourself for a wild ride into the heart of darkness—because out here, nature isn’t just cruel, it’s deadly.

Crackaroo
Crackaroo

Author: Gary Lee Vincent

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Published: 2024-10-08

Total Pages: 189

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A kangaroo on crack with a knock-out attack! Step right up to the twisted world of Crackaroo, where the thrills of the circus hide a dark, deadly secret. Forest ranger Gary Bentley thought he was just enjoying a night out with his wife at Madam Vega’s Traveling Show. But when the circus's star attraction—a seemingly playful kangaroo named Sydney—accidentally consumes a dangerous street drug known as “Agent Orange,” Sydney becomes the most terrifying creature imaginable. As Gary uncovers the sinister underbelly of the circus, he finds himself in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with a drug-crazed kangaroo, leaving a trail of carnage in her wake. With the lives of his friends hanging by a thread, Gary must face off against the unstoppable beast while drug dealers and addicts desperately fight over the dangerous substance that has turned Sydney into a monstrous killer. Will Gary survive the night and stop the madness, or will he become the next victim in Sydney’s blood-soaked rampage? Enter the Big Top if you dare—but beware, not everyone will make it out alive. Crackaroo—where the circus isn’t just fun and games, it’s a fight for survival.