When the spacebin lands on a strange planet where hamsters have developed into the dominant life form, Harry and Colin are in for another adventure. Unfortunately, the boys are captured by the humongous hamster hosts during a sightseeing trip to the Great Wheel of the Andromeda Galaxy. Harry and Colin are imprisoned as the school pets, bundled into a human-sized cage and forced to run on a giant wheel. Things go from bad to worse when the school's laziest hamster is charged with looking after Harry and Colin for the holidays. Will the adventurers find a way to escape from their hamster hell?
President Führer Devil-Eggs joins the Best Friends Forever (B. F. F.) Alliance to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (N. A. T. O.). Irene a 17 year old girl lives with her parents Anthony and Katelyn in Seattle, Washington. Anthony escapes the Devilcare Death Panels & Camps after Katelyn denounces him to the American Gestapo. Irene secretly records a conversation of two American Gestapo officers in her home. After listening to the recording, she realizes that Anthony is actually right, the shameless government is spying on everyone in the United States using the free electronics that the government gives citizens. Alternative facts are lies and not scientific proofs. President Führer Devil-Eggs eliminates Social Security pensions and Medicare health benefits for senior citizens replacing them with Devilcare. Katelyn and Irene must convince Irene’s grandparents to leave Wichita, Kansas behind and move in with Katelyn in Seattle. Now a tough decision follows a surprising call. (Word Count 71, 052)
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