Events happen in life that can awaken our truest and deepest desires. They also show us our greatest fears. Sometimes, we are forced to face those fears; other times, we build unbreakable walls to protect ourselves. The danger, the wild, the chaos, and the lifestyle of the Hellions’ world has become too much for Savannah “Sass” Perchton. Swearing off bikers and attempting a “normal” life, she has settled, committed to Nick, her country club, pretty boy. Things aren’t always what they seem. Wrap an empty box in pretty paper and a bow, and it may look amazing, but it’s still a hollow shell. He’s a Hellions’ playboy. He has a different chick in his bed every time; he’s constantly off on a ride; and he’s always ready for something new. He’s Frank ‘Tank’ Oleander, Hellions’ Road Chief. The fast pace of his life catches up to him. At a crossroads, he is forced to face some life changing thoughts or succumb to the darkness of death. Teetering on the brink of giving in, her voice is all he holds on to. These two once shared a profound connection, but what was previously a strong friendship is now shattered, and fate has stepped in and shaken both their worlds. Can he pull through? Can she ever see beyond the cut, into the heart of the man? Will they find their forever ride? 18 and older due to adult language and content please. The Hellions Ride series can each be read as stand alone stories, however for the best reading experience it is recommended to follow the order. This is a motorcycle club romance and contains the language and grit of a biker. Please understand this is a work of fiction meant to entertain and not a true depiction of life in a motorcycle club. Series reading order One Ride Forever Ride Merciless Ride Eternal Ride Innocent Ride Simple Ride Heated Ride Ride With Me (Hellions MC and Ravage MC Duel co-written by Ryan Michele) Originals Ride Final Ride
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The funny, sad, super-honest, all-true story of Chelsea Handler’s year of self-discovery—featuring a nerdily brilliant psychiatrist, a shaman, four Chow Chows, some well-placed security cameras, various family members (living and departed), friends, assistants, and a lot of edibles A SKIMM READS PICK • “This will be one of your favorite books of all time.”—Amy Schumer In a haze of vape smoke on a rare windy night in L.A. in the fall of 2016, Chelsea Handler daydreams about what life will be like with a woman in the White House. And then Donald Trump happens. In a torpor of despair, she decides that she’s had enough of the privileged bubble she’s lived in—a bubble within a bubble—and that it’s time to make some changes, both in her personal life and in the world at large. At home, she embarks on a year of self-sufficiency—learning how to work the remote, how to pick up dog shit, where to find the toaster. She meets her match in an earnest, brainy psychiatrist and enters into therapy, prepared to do the heavy lifting required to look within and make sense of a childhood marked by love and loss and to figure out why people are afraid of her. She becomes politically active—finding her voice as an advocate for change, having difficult conversations, and energizing her base. In the process, she develops a healthy fixation on Special Counsel Robert Mueller and, through unflinching self-reflection and psychological excavation, unearths some glittering truths that light up the road ahead. Thrillingly honest, insightful, and deeply, darkly funny, Chelsea Handler’s memoir keeps readers laughing, even as it inspires us to look within and ask ourselves what really matters in our own lives. Praise for Life Will Be the Death of Me “You thought you knew Chelsea Handler—and she thought she knew herself—but in her new book, she discovers that true progress lies in the direction we haven’t been.”—Gloria Steinem “I always wondered what it would be like to watch Chelsea Handler in session with her therapist. Now I know.”—Ellen DeGeneres “I love this book not just because it made me laugh or because I learned that I feel the same way about certain people in politics as Chelsea does. I love this book because I feel like I finally really got to know Chelsea Handler after all these years. Thank you for sharing, Chelsea!”—Tiffany Haddish
Mercy is no friend of mine. Karma has yet to show me kindness. The hits just keep on coming for Tessie Marie Harlow, who has never had an easy life. Her mom is disabled, her dad long gone, and now she’s a single mom, raising a rambunctious, little boy. That’s Tessie’s world. She’s faced with the trivial existence of her life until one night changes everything. In the darkest hour of her merciless ride, she is saved by a quiet, laidback Hellion. Andy “Shooter” Jenkins has always been around. He has never been loud or known to have women hanging all over him. He is a mystery. A chance encounter brings Shooter to Tessie’s rescue not once, but twice. Forced into her day-to-day life, Shooter does everything he can to shelter her as lines are crossed and a war between two clubs begins. This is not a ride for pleasure. This is not a ride for safety. This is not a ride for love. This is a ride of endurance. Mercy has never once shined her grace down for these two. In the midst of the danger and lies, can they learn to rely on one another and ride it out together? Hellions Ride Order: One Ride Forever Ride Merciless Ride Eternal Ride Innocent Ride Simple Ride Heated Ride Ride with Me Originals Ride Final Ride
A guide to personal finance that will help teach budgeting skills, stocking a budget-friendly kitchen, talking to friends about money, investing, and more.
In these personal essays, the hilarious comedian and Chelsea Lately host reflects on family, love life, and the absurdities of adulthood with "cheeky candor" and signature wit (Philadelphia Inquirer). Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good! Chelsea Handler on . . . Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy." Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up." Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life." Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."