Caveman Farts
Caveman Farts

Author: J. B. O'Neil

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2013-02-26

Total Pages: 60

ISBN-13: 9781484926222

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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available! From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is! A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Ninja Farts
Ninja Farts

Author: J. B. O'Neil

Publisher: Sky Pony

Published: 2017-10-24

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781510724358

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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Caveman Chemistry
Caveman Chemistry

Author: Kevin M. Dunn

Publisher: Universal-Publishers

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 432

ISBN-13: 9781581125665

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Half a million years ago our ancestors learned to make fire from scratch. They crafted intricate tools from stone and brewed mind-altering elixirs from honey. Their descendants transformed clay into pottery, wool into clothing, and ashes into cleansers. In ceramic crucibles they won metal from rock, the metals lead to colored glazes and glass. Buildings of brick and mortar enshrined books of parchment and paper. Kings and queens demanded ever more colorful clothing and accessories in order to out-class clod-hoppers and call-girls. Kingdoms rose and fell by the power of saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal. And the demands of everyday folk for glass and paper and soap stimulated the first round of chemical industrialization. From sulfuric acid to sodium carbonate. From aniline dyes to analgesic drugs. From blasting powder to fertilizers and plastics. In a phrase, From Caveman to Chemist. Your guides on this journey are the four alchemical elements; Fire, Earth, Air and Water. These archetypical characters deliver first-hand accounts of the births of their respective technologies. The spirit of Fire, for example, was born in the first creature to cultivate the flame. This spirit passed from one person to another, from one generation to another, from one millennium to another, arriving at last in the pages of this book. The spirit of Earth taught folks to make tools of stone, the spirit of Air imparted knowledge of units and the spirit of Water began with the invention of spirits. Having traveled the world from age to age, who can say where they will find their next home? Perhaps they will find one in you.

The Amazing Fart-Man
The Amazing Fart-Man

Author: J. B. O'Neil

Publisher:

Published: 2013-06-25

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781492220312

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"Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Man! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts!"--Page 4 of cover.

Dragon Farts
Dragon Farts

Author: J B O'Neil

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 9781495298301

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BONUS - Includes FREE "Dragon Farts" Audiobook Inside!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my fart-tastic new book, "Dragon Farts: Fire in the Hole!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Join the Knights of the Round Butthole On Their Epic Quest!When the mysterious sickly wizard Hurlin vomits his way into Milo's life, Milo suddenly finds himself transported back to the Middle Ages, where loyal knights never take baths, burping is a compliment, and dragons fart flames of fear! In this strange new world, Milo must use all of his grossest skills to slay the Dragon of Arm's Pit, and save the land of Smellsalot!You and your kids will be in stiches with laughter as Milo and the Knights of the Round Butthole: * Compete in a loogie-spitting competition...FOR THEIR LIVES!* Discover the cursed "Sword of Losers" Excalipoor!* Match wits with the world's smartest 3-headed troll!* Enter a hot-fart duel to the death with the deadly Dragon...AND MORE!!With 21 goofy comic book illustrations and pages and pages of fun farting goodness, "Dragon Farts" is the Holy Grail of laughs! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparker Grab your copy of "Dragon Farts" at this special price now, and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included inside).

The Rapture of the Nerds
The Rapture of the Nerds

Author: Cory Doctorow

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2012-09-04

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 0765329107

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From the two defining personalities of post-cyberpunk SF, a brilliant collaboration to rival 1987's The Difference Engine by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling

"I fart in your general direction!"

Author: Don H. Corrigan

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2023-07-26

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 1476650284

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This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

The Art of Farting
The Art of Farting

Author: Parviz Shirmohammadi

Publisher: Parviz Shirmohammadi

Published: 2021-11-20

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 1736742728

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This book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.

Dog Farts
Dog Farts

Author: Herbert I. Kavet

Publisher: Warren Gorham & Lamont

Published: 1993-12

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780880324380

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Fitness for Old Farts
Fitness for Old Farts

Author: Tim Plewman

Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa

Published: 2013-05-06

Total Pages: 265

ISBN-13: 1432302183

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If you’re an Old Fart who needs to do something about your shape, or you’d like to help the Old Fart in your life shape up, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re engrossed by TV ads that claim that taking their pills will make your fat disappear or that strapping on and plugging in a device will shock your abs into shape, you’re an Old Fart. If you believe that by exercising your wallet you can look like that 20-something-year-old body builder in the ad, you’re an Old Fart. If money is no object, as long as getting into shape does not mean getting off the couch and actually exercising, then you are an Old Fart who needs to read this seriously funny book. It was after the death of yet another friend in his 50s due to heart failure, that actor/writer Tim Plewman and a group of his friends formed a ‘Fellowship of Old Farts’ to try to avoid a similar fate. Fitness for Old Farts is the outcome and proof that the programme they followed really does work. With humour and empathy, Tim provides practical and honest help to men over the age of 50 hoping to rediscover good health and a respectable physique, while still enjoying mealtimes. Using himself and his friends as role models on what can be achieved with the correct, progressive gym exercise programmes, as well as healthy food choices in the form of tasty and simple-to-prepare recipes, he goes right to the heart of the matter because he understands the problems, fears and motivations relevant to old farts. Tim Plewman’s Fitness for Old Farts will keep you in stitches.