Cat and Nat's Mom Truths

Cat and Nat's Mom Truths

Author: Catherine Belknap

Publisher: Harmony

Published: 2019-03-12

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 0525574921

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THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids. Mixing memoir, humor, and advice, Cat and Nat tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom in their first book. With seven kids between them and millions of fans on social media, they get real about the parts of parenting that somehow don’t make the Instagram feed. Sharing their outrageous humor, fearless myth-busting, and genuine comfort on every page, they walk you from pregnancy to the toddler years and beyond. And they dole out ridiculously honest advice, like what you think you need at the hospital when you have your first baby (lip gloss) versus what you actually need (hemorrhoid pillow), and how worried you should really be about germs (less than you are). Fearless crusaders against the perfection myth and all the gluten-free, sugar-free baking it entails, Cat and Nat assure you that you’re already doing a great job, making this an essential companion for moms everywhere.


Tiny Hats on Cats

Tiny Hats on Cats

Author: Adam Ellis

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2015-10-20

Total Pages: 860

ISBN-13: 1455558125

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Following the success of recent bestsellers like Grumpy Cat and How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, Tiny Hats on Cats combines adorable photos of cats with author Adam Ellis's hilarious anecdotes, but also has a fun DIY element: Readers will learn how to craft colorful and creative feline headgear from the book's step-by-step instructions. With a portable trim size and a beautifully designed interior, Tiny Hats on Cats is the perfect gift for every animal lover or for any reader who wants their cat to feel just a little more fancy.


I Am Perfectly Designed

I Am Perfectly Designed

Author: Karamo Brown

Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)

Published: 2019-11-05

Total Pages: 21

ISBN-13: 1250762227

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I Am Perfectly Designed is an exuberant celebration of loving who you are, exactly as you are, from Karamo Brown, the Culture Expert of Netflix's hit series Queer Eye, and Jason Brown—featuring illustrations by Anoosha Syed. In this empowering ode to modern families, a boy and his father take a joyful walk through the city, discovering all the ways in which they are perfectly designed for each other. "With tenderness and wit, this story captures the magic of building strong childhood memories. The Browns and Syed celebrate the special bond between parent and child with joy and flair...Syed's bright, cartoon illustrations enrich the tale with a meaningful message of kindness and inclusion."—Kirkus


Cats Are the Worst

Cats Are the Worst

Author: Bexy McFly

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2019-07-23

Total Pages: 82

ISBN-13: 145217900X

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From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.


I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This

Author: Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2012-08-03

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1452121869

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Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.


The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book

The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book

Author: Val Brains

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2020-04-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781452184548

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Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 scenes to color in and 20 hilarious activities, all featuring felines and their behinds proudly on display. With hilarious (and cute!) line drawings of cats with their hindquarters proudly on display, this adult coloring and activity book full of cat butts is as clever and carefree as its featured felines. Color in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, or a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high. Filled with hours of entertainment, this is a cat butt bonanza every cat lover can get behind. • Filled with word searches, crosswords, and word scrambles—even pin the tail on the cat butt • Packed with funny yet bizarrely cute line drawings • The perfect way to pay homage to our furry friends' backsides Anyone who is a cat lover—and all too familiar with a feline's tendency to show off its tush—will love this humorous book. Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is an updated and expanded edition, including 45 drawings and 20 activities with more detailed artwork and, of course, more cat butts. • Scribble away your stress and unleash all the colors of your creativity. • Perfect as a gift for cat lovers who have an irreverent sense of humor • Great for those who loved The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M T Lott, Why Cat Why: A Coloring Book Explaining Cats by Theo Nicole Lorenz, and Pooping Animals: A Funny Coloring Book for Adults by Honey Badger Coloring


Funky Cats Coloring Book

Funky Cats Coloring Book

Author: Brenda Abdoyan

Publisher: Design Originals

Published: 2016-03-22

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781497201538

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Clever Cats to Color and Inspire Welcome to a world of colorful cats! If you love cats and you love to color, get ready for hours of relaxing creativity. Talented artist Brenda Abdoyan presents 32 adorable felines for you to bring to life with beautiful colors. Brenda's intricately detailed, whimsical illustrations cover the full range of kitty moods and personalities. She encourages you to develop your own coloring style with expert advice and a full-color gallery of inspiring finished examples. Printed on one side only of high-quality extra-thick paper, each four-footed friend is accompanied by cute cat quotations and sayings of whiskered wisdom. Perfect for decorating with markers, colored pencils, or watercolors, each page is perforated for easy removal and display.


Don't You Dare Forget Me!

Don't You Dare Forget Me!

Author: Cat & Dog Organizers

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07-25

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781082481819

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This discreet password journal was designed to look like any other notebook - the cover does not give any clue that it is a logbook for passwords and other sensitive information. The hint we provided so you will remember what the notebook is for is a hilarious cat on the cover reminding you "Don't You Dare Forget Me!" Now you can keep all of your information for online accounts in one place and nobody has to know what the journal is about. There's room for more than 100 passwords! Add password hints, URLs, notes, usernames, and other information. No more passwords scribbled on scraps of paper! This little book is big enough to do the job and small enough to tuck away safely. Number of Pages: 100 Size: 5" x 8" 90 pages with lettered tabs Additional pages for special accounts, banking and miscellaneous accounts you might not want to alphabetize Funny cat design on matte cover Tips for creating passwords


Curious Cat Journal

Curious Cat Journal

Author: Inc. Peter Pauper Press

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press

Published: 2018-05-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781441328304

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160 lined pages ] 5" wide x 7" high (12.7 cm wide x 17.8 cm high) ] Bookbound hardcover ] Elastic band place holder ] Archival/acid-free paper ] Inside back cover pocket. Gold foil, gloss highlights.