Cattiness: Some Cats Are Jerks
Cattiness: Some Cats Are Jerks

Author: Margaret Cioffi

Publisher:

Published: 2018-03

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9781681570716

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We all love cats. Well maybe not all of us, probably about half the population, or a bit less, like maybe a quarter of the population loves cats, maybe not quite that many, but a bunch of people love cats. There's something about cats that folks who love them find very catty and cute, cute, cute. No two cats are alike. Besides being adorably cute, every cat has its own catishes that are either delightful or obnoxious, or a combination of both. Most cats are a combination of lovey dovey and catanic all rolled into one adorable furry dickens. Sometimes they are absolutely wonderful and loving, and then other times they appear to be possessed by some sort of catevil. Kittens, however cuddly and adorable, are just as prone to cat moods as grown-ups. One minute they are curled up in a fluffy ball on your lap, and the next minute they are racing past you like you never existed, heading for a place to claw, a tissue to tear, or something to knock off a table. They will do this without so much as a sideways glance at you, the purveyor of those loving pats and scratches and yummy food. Nope, cats do not say thank you, never ever. You, loving human, have served your purpose, done your duty and they, the kittens or cats, have places to go, food to eat, naps to take, and your personal property to destroy.

Why Cats are Assholes
Why Cats are Assholes

Author: Liz Miele

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 151075623X

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Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.

Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!
Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-08-29

Total Pages: 45

ISBN-13: 163501655X

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

My Cat Is a Jerk
My Cat Is a Jerk

Author: I've Got This Journals

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-11

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 9781979272827

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We love our cats ... but we also know who's really in charge: our feline overlords! Now, you can document the evidence on your "feline overlord" with the "My Cat Is A Jerk: Journal of My Cats Lovable & Jerky Ways" is the perfect place to write down everything about your cat that you want to remember. You can use the same journal for all of your cats, if you have more than one, or you can have one journal for each. Our cat (or cats, for many cat owners!) are so lovable, and entertain us and are a part of our family. We also know they can be jerks! Our cats are amazing creatures: we know they run the house and "own" us, not the other way around. You know the story! Are you looking for a gift for that hard-to-buy-for friend or family member who has a special cat(s) in their life? The "My Cat Is A Jerk" journal makes a perfect, thoughtful gift. Have fun with it and cherish your furry family member(s)' quirks and lovable antics!

Cat Humor
Cat Humor

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2014-02-16

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9781495961335

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk Joke Book with your purchase of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of Jerky Cats and funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

Adorable Cats Being Jerks
Adorable Cats Being Jerks

Author: Gritty Witty

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2024-03-24

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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Adorable Cats will make you smile while you color their funny antics. Great for pet cat owners.

The Reader's Digest Illustrated Book of Cats
The Reader's Digest Illustrated Book of Cats

Author: Reader's Digest Association (Canada)

Publisher: Reader's Digest Association

Published: 1992

Total Pages: 262

ISBN-13:

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With America's love affair with cats on the rise, here is the most up-to-date and comprehensive book on everything readers need to know about this popular pet. Cat fanciers will find answers to their questions, picking up practical information and friendly advice. 260 full-color photos and illustrations.

Feline Philosophy
Feline Philosophy

Author: John Gray

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 2020-11-24

Total Pages: 99

ISBN-13: 0374718792

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The author of Straw Dogs, famous for his provocative critiques of scientific hubris and the delusions of progress and humanism, turns his attention to cats—and what they reveal about humans' torturous relationship to the world and to themselves. The history of philosophy has been a predictably tragic or comical succession of palliatives for human disquiet. Thinkers from Spinoza to Berdyaev have pursued the perennial questions of how to be happy, how to be good, how to be loved, and how to live in a world of change and loss. But perhaps we can learn more from cats--the animal that has most captured our imagination--than from the great thinkers of the world. In Feline Philosophy, the philosopher John Gray discovers in cats a way of living that is unburdened by anxiety and self-consciousness, showing how they embody answers to the big questions of love and attachment, mortality, morality, and the Self: Montaigne's house cat, whose un-examined life may have been the one worth living; Meo, the Vietnam War survivor with an unshakable capacity for "fearless joy"; and Colette's Saha, the feline heroine of her subversive short story "The Cat", a parable about the pitfalls of human jealousy. Exploring the nature of cats, and what we can learn from it, Gray offers a profound, thought-provoking meditation on the follies of human exceptionalism and our fundamentally vulnerable and lonely condition. He charts a path toward a life without illusions and delusions, revealing how we can endure both crisis and transformation, and adapt to a changed scene, as cats have always done.

The Book of the Cat
The Book of the Cat

Author: Michael Wright

Publisher: Touchstone

Published: 1980

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 9780671416249

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Written by an expert team of veterinarians, cat breeders, and scientists, this comprehensive reference-guide covers all aspects of cat care, health, psychology, breeding, and showing