Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire)

Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire)

Author: Jen Glantz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-02-07

Total Pages: 284

ISBN-13: 150113907X

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In the tradition of Sloane Crosley, Mindy Kaling, and Katie Heaney, a hilarious and insightful memoir about one New York City millennial’s journey to find herself, her dream career, and true love, all while juggling a truly unique job as the world’s only professional bridesmaid. After moving to New York City in her mid-twenties to pursue her dream of writing—and not living on the “Upper East Side” of her parents’ house anymore—Jen Glantz looked forward to a future of happy hours and Sunday brunches with her besties. What she got instead were a string of phone calls that began with, “Jen, I have something exciting to tell you!” and ended with, “I’d be honored if you would be my bridesmaid.” At first she was delighted, but it wasn’t long before she realized two things: all of her assets were tied up in bridesmaid dresses, and she herself was no closer to finding The One. She couldn't do much about the second thing (though her mother would beg to differ), but she could about the first. One (slightly tipsy) night, Jen posted an ad on Craigslist advertising her services as a professional bridesmaid. When she woke up the next morning, it had gone viral. What began as a half-joke suddenly turned into a lifetime of adventure for Jen–and more insight into the meaning of love than she was getting from OKCupid—as she walked down the aisle at stranger after stranger’s wedding. Fresh, funny, and surprisingly sweet, Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire) is an entertaining reminder that even if you don’t have everything together, you can still be a total boss—or, at the very least, a BFF to another girl in need.


Drawn on the Way

Drawn on the Way

Author: Sarah Nisbett

Publisher: Quarry Books

Published: 2021-12-21

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 0760370737

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Learn to observe the world more deeply—with curiosity, empathy, and joy—as you sketch the stories unfolding all around you. In Drawn on the Way, Sarah Nisbett shares her techniques for creating captivating line drawings that capture the moments and moods that you encounter on the train, in a café, outdoors, anywhere: a young woman lost in thought, a pair of hands clasped on a lap, a peppy beagle, a pair of jeans-clad crossed legs. Sarah invites you to see the people, animals, places, and objects you draw with compassionate curiosity—as more than a stranger or inanimate object, but as someone or something with a story worth knowing or imagining. Even if you are inexperienced at drawing or don’t consider yourself an artist, you can learn how to create sketches from start to finish employing techniques such as contour drawing, using line work to add texture, and adding spot color—and discover how each sketch tells a story. You’ll begin to focus on important details that reveal something about the subject you’re drawing: the graceful drape of a hand over a purse, the shy way someone tucks their feet underneath them. As you unplug, set aside perfectionism, and explore the world through drawing, you’ll learn: How to translate what you see into a compelling drawing How to silence your inner critic and find joy in drawing what captures your interest Techniques for drawing figures and creating quick portraits How to find the emotion in objects by asking questions How to draw scenes and backgrounds without becoming overwhelmed How to quickly and expressively render the natural world, including plants and animals How key details can take a sketch from plain to captivating Ways to find the extraordinary in the everyday How to transform mistakes into likeable elements Tips for becoming a visual storyteller Life lessons learned from years of live drawing We spend most of our lives on the way, rushing and running from place to place, task to task. When we have a spare minute, we usually reach for our phones and shut everything else out. The techniques, projects, and ideas in Drawn on the Way are designed to help you be more mindful about drawing, to capture the people, places, and things you encounter each day. By doing that, you’ll connect with humanity in a deeper, more meaningful way—and discover a lot about yourself.


Good Dog

Good Dog

Author: Randal Ford

Publisher: Rizzoli Publications

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1599621487

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Whether a rescue or a show dog, a pedigree or a mutt, you can't help falling in love with Randal Ford's dog portraits, as each evokes the unparalleled bond we feel for our greatest companions. Randal Ford now focuses his portraiture lens on the one species that has been by our side for millennia: our best friend. Good Dog captures the warmth, humor, and unconditional love that is at the heart of every dog. From mutts beaming with charisma and charm to show dogs exuding grace and elegance, Ford's 150 dog portraits bring out the dog lover in all of us. With a compelling essay by W. Bruce Cameron, this warm, tender, playful, and heartfelt collection of dog portraits gives us a beautiful look into the lives of our most cherished companions. Proceeds from the sale of this book will benefit Emancipet. Since 1999, Emancipet has been on a mission to make veterinary care affordable and accessible for everyone. They have spayed or neutered more than 350,000 dogs and cats, and in 2019 cared for more than 170,000 pets.


The Patterdale Terrier

The Patterdale Terrier

Author: Seán Frain

Publisher: Quiller Publishing Ltd

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781904057574

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- Invaluable handbook for owners and potential owners of Patterdale Terriers - Much-respected author with extensive experience in the field - The only book published on this increasingly popular breed The Patterdale Terrier is an increasingly popular breed both as a pet and a working terrier. These fabulous little dogs have a passionate following here in America and the United Kingdom and, until now, little has been known about their origins. Seán Frain has carefully traced the history of the breed and the area from which they originated. He describes, often firsthand, their working ability and includes interesting anecdotal stories. The book covers owning a Patterdale as a pet, training from puppy to adulthood, and has a useful chapter on breeding.


All My Friends Are Engaged

All My Friends Are Engaged

Author: Jen Glantz

Publisher:

Published: 2015-10-02

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9780692527153

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Chances are you've been there before: on an awkward first date where you find yourself stuck playing 20 questions with a person who has broccoli stuck in their teeth, or who spends half the evening whining about how their ex left them with an achy-breaky heart, or the one who shows up so on-the-rocks wasted that they end up passed out in their bowl of clam chowder before the main course arrives. All My Friends Are Engaged is a collection of dating disaster stories, packed with witty and relatable answers to the age-old annoying question of "Why are you still single?" All the stories embarrassingly belong to the author, Jen Glantz, who you may have seen before on Thought Catalog, USA TODAY College, Thethingsilearnedfrom.com, or JDate.


Dachshund Rules

Dachshund Rules

Author: Willow Creek Press

Publisher:

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781682347744

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Known for being little dogs with big hearts, Dachshunds enchant "their people" with affection, curiosity and a wonderful sense of humor. This little book with lots of heart celebrates all that is best about the Dachshunds character by matching adorable pictures with quotes that beautifully illustrate many of the virtues possessed by this remarkable breed.


Tibetan Terrier. Tibetan Terrier Dog Complete Owners Manual. Tibetan Terrier Book for Care, Costs, Feeding, Grooming, Health and Training.

Tibetan Terrier. Tibetan Terrier Dog Complete Owners Manual. Tibetan Terrier Book for Care, Costs, Feeding, Grooming, Health and Training.

Author: George Hoppendale

Publisher:

Published: 2016-08-16

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781911142768

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Written by a professional dog whisperer and dog owner, the Tibetan Terrier Complete Owner's Manual has the answers you may need when researching this adaptable herding dog. Learn about this medium sized, sturdy and shaggy dog and find out whether or not the intelligent and friendly ancient Tibetan breed will be the best choice for you and your family. Learn everything there is to know, including little known facts and secrets and how to care for every aspect of the Tibetan Terrier's life. This manual contains all the information you need, from birth to the Rainbow Bridge, including transitioning through house breaking, care, feeding, training and end of life, so that you can make a well-informed decision about whether or not this dog is the breed for you. If you already have a Tibetan Terrier, this book will teach you everything you need to know to make your dog a happy dog and to make you a happy dog owner. The author George Hoppendale is an experienced writer and a true animal lover. He enjoys writing animal books and advising others how to take care of their animals to give them a happy home. Co-Author Asia Moore is a professional Dog Whisperer, Cynologist and Author, living on Vancouver Island, off the west coast of British Columbia, in Canada, who believes that all humans and dogs can live together in harmony. She and her dog whispering team, which includes an 8-year-old Shih Tzu named Boris, teach dog psychology to humans, to help alleviate problem behaviors that arise between humans and their canine counterparts so that everyone can live a happy and stress-free life together. Covered in this book: - Temperament - Pros and Cons - Vital statistics - Before you buy - Choosing the right dog - Finding a breeder - Puppy proofing your home - The first weeks - Health and common health problems - Medical care & safety - Daily care - Feeding - Bad treats and snacks - Good treats and snacks - House training - Grooming - Training - Poisonous Foods & Plants - Caring for your aging dog .... and much more.


Porno Valley

Porno Valley

Author: Philip Elliott

Publisher:

Published: 2021-08-24

Total Pages: 332

ISBN-13: 9781999086848

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A darkly comic hardboiled mystery novel set in LA during the years 1998-2000 and the hotly anticipated follow-up to Nobody Move (Best First Novel, Arthur Ellis Awards; "screams cult classic"--Booklist)


Dalmatian. Dalmatian Dog Complete Owners Manual. Dalmatian Book for Care, Costs, Feeding, Grooming, Health and Training.

Dalmatian. Dalmatian Dog Complete Owners Manual. Dalmatian Book for Care, Costs, Feeding, Grooming, Health and Training.

Author: George Hoppendale

Publisher:

Published: 2015-10-21

Total Pages: 188

ISBN-13: 9781910941973

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Written by an expert dog whisperer and dog owner, the Dalmatian Complete Owner's Manual has the answers you may need when researching this short-haired spotted dog. Learn about this energetic and active purebred and find out whether or not the muscular and lively "Dal" with the strong hunting instinct will be the best choice for you and your family. Learn everything there is to know, including little known facts and secrets and how to care for every aspect of the Dalmatian's life. This manual contains all the information you need, from birth to the Rainbow Bridge, including transitioning through house breaking, care, feeding, training and end of life, so that you can make a well-informed decision about whether or not this dog is the breed for you. If you already have a Dalmatian, this book will teach you everything you need to know to make your dog a happy dog and to make you a happy dog owner. The author George Hoppendale is an experienced writer and a true animal lover. He enjoys writing animal books and advising others how to take care of their animals to give them a happy home. Co-Author Asia Moore is a professional Dog Whisperer, Cynologist and Author, living on Vancouver Island, off the west coast of British Columbia, in Canada, who believes that all humans and dogs can live together in harmony. She and her dog whispering team, which includes an 8-year-old Shih Tzu named Boris, teach dog psychology to humans, to help alleviate problem behaviors that arise between humans and their canine counterparts so that everyone can live a happy and stress-free life together. Covered in this book: - Temperament - Pros and Cons - Vital statistics - Before you buy - Choosing the right dog - Finding a breeder - Puppy proofing your home - The first weeks - Health and common health problems - Medical care & safety - Daily care - Feeding - Bad treats and snacks - Good treats and snacks - House training - Grooming - Training - Poisonous Foods & Plants - Caring for your aging dog .... and much more.