Bloopers, Botches & Blunders
Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Troll Communications
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780816745210
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Bloopers, Botches and Blunders
Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Turtleback
Published: 1999-12
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9780613762946
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World's Dumbest Crooks
Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher:
Published: 2004-07-23
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9780439643573
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou won't believe some of the bird-brained things people have done. This book is packed with stories that are ridiculous, outrageous--and true!
Anguished English
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
Published: 2006
Total Pages: 198
ISBN-13: 9780941711814
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.
Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes
Author: Randy Geren
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Published: 2023-03-17
Total Pages: 21
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKImperfection can sometimes make a child feel inadequate and begin a lifetime of self-esteem issues. Parents and authority figures in our early years sometimes forget to say, "It is okay, I love you anyway," and that is the motivation for Bloopers, Blunders, and Colossal Mistakes. The book features a Solenodon, which is one of the clumsiest and awkward animals in nature, sometimes tripping over their own feet. In the book, he makes every mistake possible, but for the most part is oblivious to his blunders. He gives off the "how did this happen?" vibe, but continues to press forward enjoying his adventures.
Fractured English
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 1996-11
Total Pages: 212
ISBN-13: 0671000365
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPresents a collection of humorous language errors from newspaper headlines, politician's remarks, court transcripts, insurance forms, signs, and classified ads.
Crazy English
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2010-05-11
Total Pages: 228
ISBN-13: 143913894X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn what other language, asks Lederer, do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, and your nose can run and your feet can smell? In CRAZY ENGLISH, Lederer frolics through the logic-boggling byways of our language, discovering the names for phobias you didn't know you could have, the longest words in our dictionaries, and the shortest sentence containing every letter in the alphabet. You'll take a bird's-eye view of our beastly language, feast on a banquet of mushrooming food metaphors, and meet the self-reflecting Doctor Rotcod, destined to speak only in palindromes.
Get Thee to a Punnery
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
Published: 2014-02-06
Total Pages: 198
ISBN-13: 1423612035
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGet Thee to a Punnery proves that the pun is mightier than the sword . . . and here are sidesplitting puns of every color, stripe and persuasion to suit every whim. Even if you don't know that your humerus is your funny bone, this is the book for you. The Time of the Signs: On a diaper service truck: Rock a dry baby. On a plumber's service truck: A flush is better than a full house. Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot! -Edgar Bergen Quiche me-I'm French! Hangover-the wrath of grapes Work is the ruin of the drinking classes. -Oscar Wilde
The Bride of Anguished English
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 2002-07-23
Total Pages: 200
ISBN-13: 9780312300388
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFans of Lederer's beloved Anguished English series will cherish this newest installment of the gifts and gaffes of oddball language. Chock-full of intelligence, humor, and down-to-earth advice, "The Bride of Anguished English" will delight readers again and again. Illustrations.
More Anguished English
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Dell
Published: 1994-09-04
Total Pages: 209
ISBN-13: 0440215773
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAll the joy of the best-selling Anguished English is back! 2,000 all-new side-splitting flubs, fluffs, and hilariously funny accidental assaults on our language.
