Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes

Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes

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Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 9781414305479

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More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!


The Dog That Talked to God

The Dog That Talked to God

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Abingdon Press

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 334

ISBN-13: 1426742568

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Mary Fassler's dog Rufus can talk to Mary and to God, with help from Rufus Mary's life turns back toward God and happiness.


The Dog That Talked to God

The Dog That Talked to God

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-03-01

Total Pages: 291

ISBN-13: 1682998339

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A wonderfully quirky, heart-breaking, heart-warming and thought-provoking story of a woman's dog who not only talks to her, he talks to God. Recently widowed Mary Fassler has no choice except to believe Rufus, the miniature schnauzer, who claims to speak to the Divine. The question is: Will Mary follow the dog's advice, and leave everything she knows and loves? Is this at the urging of God? Or is it something else? Will Mary risk it all or ignore the urgings of her own heart?


The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes

The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2012-01-01

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1441236112

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Laughter is powerful medicine--and it's just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten anyone's day. From blunders like "For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it," to truisms like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it," there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone. Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!


Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind

Author: Ronald Reagan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2004-08

Total Pages: 436

ISBN-13: 0743271114

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The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.


Pirates of the Heart

Pirates of the Heart

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher:

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 532

ISBN-13: 9780842303811

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Privateer William Hawkes must rethink his vengeful attitude toward the nobility after he captures an English ship carrying the young Kathryne Spenser.


The Cat That God Sent

The Cat That God Sent

Author: Jim Kraus

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-04-01

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 1682998347

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Jake Wilkerson, a disillusioned young pastor who is an expert at hiding his fears, takes on a new assignment at a small rural church in Coudersport, Pennsylvania. It's a far piece from anywhere and full of curiously odd and eccentric people, including Emma Grainger, a single woman and a veterinarian who dismisses all Christians as "those people," and Tassy, a young runaway with a secret. His first day on the job, however, Jake is adopted by Petey - a cat of unknown origins and breed - but of great perception. Petey believes that he is on a mission from God to redeem Jake and bring him and his quirky friends back to the truth.


Anguished English

Anguished English

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 9780941711814

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A collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.


Space Team

Space Team

Author: BARRY J. HUTCHISON

Publisher:

Published: 2018-11-04

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 9781912767090

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After Earth is all-but wiped out by alien invaders, petty criminal, Cal Carver, finds himself abducted and thrown into a team of intergalactic criminals in this bestselling sci-fi comedy from award-winning author, Barry J. Hutchison.