Blonde Out

Blonde Out

Author: Sadie Thatcher

Publisher: Sadie Thatcher

Published:

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13:

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Cassandra is the student council president at Thatcher College. She takes her position seriously, even if others on the council, such as the frat bro named Brock who serves as vice president, don’t. But with the big game against Kinnock University coming up, the council votes to hold a spirit week leading up to the game, including a blonde out, where students will dye their hair blonde to match the yellow of their school colors. Even though Cassandra voted against spirit week and the blonde out, it still passed and she is expected to take part. But when she waits until the last minute to buy the hair dye, all that is left is a strange brand with the mention of bimbo blonde. But the hair dye does more than just color her hair. It changes her whole life. What will happen to Cassandra? Will she find happiness as a bimbo? Is it even permanent? And how might Brock play a role in her bimbofied life? Find out in Blonde Out. This bimbofication short story is 7,200 words long. It is the first book in Spirit Week Series. This book features themes of bimboification, bimboization, and bimbification.


Blonde Indian

Blonde Indian

Author: Ernestine Hayes

Publisher: University of Arizona Press

Published: 2015-05-15

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 0816532362

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In the spring, the bear returns to the forest, the glacier returns to its source, and the salmon returns to the fresh water where it was spawned. Drawing on the special relationship that the Native people of southeastern Alaska have always had with nature, Blonde Indian is a story about returning. Told in eloquent layers that blend Native stories and metaphor with social and spiritual journeys, this enchanting memoir traces the author’s life from her difficult childhood growing up in the Tlingit community, through her adulthood, during which she lived for some time in Seattle and San Francisco, and eventually to her return home. Neither fully Native American nor Euro-American, Hayes encounters a unique sense of alienation from both her Native community and the dominant culture. We witness her struggles alongside other Tlingit men and women—many of whom never left their Native community but wrestle with their own challenges, including unemployment, prejudice, alcoholism, and poverty. The author’s personal journey, the symbolic stories of contemporary Natives, and the tales and legends that have circulated among the Tlingit people for centuries are all woven together, making Blonde Indian much more than the story of one woman’s life. Filled with anecdotes, descriptions, and histories that are unique to the Tlingit community, this book is a document of cultural heritage, a tribute to the Alaskan landscape, and a moving testament to how going back—in nature and in life—allows movement forward.


Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots

Author: Bernardine Evaristo

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 296

ISBN-13: 9781594488634

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In an alternate world in which Africans enslaved Europeans, Doris, an Englishwoman, is captured and taken to the New World, where the hardships she endures as a slave are offset by dreams of escape and home.


Blonde Walks into a Bar

Blonde Walks into a Bar

Author: Jonathan Swan

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2008-07-28

Total Pages: 511

ISBN-13: 1612433731

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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.


Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes

Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes

Author: Karin Slaughter

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2015-08-18

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 0062442813

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A gripping short story from the New York Times bestselling author of Pieces of Her. A beautiful young girl was walking down the street―when suddenly… Julia Carroll knows that too many stories start that way. Beautiful, intelligent, a nineteen-year-old college freshman, she should be carefree. But instead she is frightened. Because girls are disappearing. A fellow student, Beatrice Oliver, is missing. A homeless woman called Mona-No-Name is missing. Both taken off the street. Both gone without a trace. Julia is determined to find out the reasons behind their disappearances. And she doesn't want to be next…


The Nose and Other Stories

The Nose and Other Stories

Author: Nikolai Gogol

Publisher: Columbia University Press

Published: 2020-09-01

Total Pages: 418

ISBN-13: 0231549067

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Nikolai Gogol’s novel Dead Souls and play The Government Inspector revolutionized Russian literature and continue to entertain generations of readers around the world. Yet Gogol’s peculiar genius comes through most powerfully in his short stories. By turns—or at once—funny, terrifying, and profound, the tales collected in The Nose and Other Stories are among the greatest achievements of world literature. These stories showcase Gogol’s vivid, haunting imagination: an encounter with evil in a darkened church, a downtrodden clerk who dreams only of a new overcoat, a nose that falls off a face and reappears around town on its own, outranking its former owner. Written between 1831 and 1842, they span the colorful setting of rural Ukraine to the unforgiving urban landscape of St. Petersburg to the ancient labyrinth of Rome. Yet they share Gogol’s characteristic obsessions—city crowds, bureaucratic hierarchy and irrationality, the devil in disguise—and a constant undercurrent of the absurd. Susanne Fusso’s translations pay careful attention to the strangeness and wonder of Gogol's style, preserving the inimitable humor and oddity of his language. The Nose and Other Stories reveals why Russian writers from Dostoevsky to Nabokov have returned to Gogol as the cornerstone of their unparalleled literary tradition.


The Biggest Joke Book Ever

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

Author: Jack Jacoby

Publisher: Trafford Publishing

Published: 2008-09

Total Pages: 1315

ISBN-13: 1425145418

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An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.


Rod Stewart

Rod Stewart

Author: Tim Ewbank

Publisher: Citadel Press

Published: 2005-07

Total Pages: 388

ISBN-13: 9780806526447

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- First trade paper edition in the U.S. - Rod Stewart has sold 70 million records worldwide. - Stewart's album, It Had to be You... The Great American Songbook, composed of American pop standards reached #4 on the Billboard charts and sold more than a million copies by 2003. The follow-up, As Time Goes By... The Great American Songbook, Vol. 2 was released in October of 2003 and entered the Billboard chart at No. 2 It has sold four million copies so far. - Stewart toured the US through the summer of 2004. - Includes a discography and index


The Singer and His Songs

The Singer and His Songs

Author: Deke Rivers

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2010-05-12

Total Pages: 485

ISBN-13: 1450217923

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The first time Chris Wild sees an electric guitar, it is as if he has found a long-lost friend. As soon as he touches the smooth surface of the guitar and his fingers wrap around its neck, his life changes forever. It is the mid-1950s in Australia when Chris realizes he possesses a musical gift and joins the teenage band, the Offenders never realizing he has just embarked on a life-spanning career. Forced to leave the Offenders behind when his family emigrates to Canada, Chris never hears that their first single has become an Australian chart-topping hit. In Canada, Chris receives no support for his musical talents and reluctantly studies to become an architectural technician. While assisting with the design of a recording studio, his innate musical gift is revealed during a solo midnight session overheard by the studio executives. Suddenly, Chris is launched back into the musical world and into a life of stardom. As he inspires thousands all over the world with his new album, Chris's old girlfriend from Australia resurfaces and he must determine how to reconcile his original muse, April, with his new lover, Sarah. Fate can be capricious, especially when someone lives in two different worlds.