Birthday Suit

Birthday Suit

Author: Lauren Blakely

Publisher: Guys Who Got Away

Published: 2024-09-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781964048239

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The one unbreakable rule in the Man Code is this: no matter how beautiful, smart, and clever she is, do not fall in love with your best friend's woman. Yeah, so I screwed up big time when I fell for her. I might have let my sin of unrequited love slide, given everything that went down in the last few years, but Lulu just walked back into my life as vibrant as ever. And the cards are stacked against me once again. We're working together, and the last thing I want to do is mess up her life with a forbidden office romance now that she's finally got the fresh start she deserves. Trouble is, she's even more irresistible than ever, and this time around I'm not sure any code can hold me back. Even if I stand to lose everything...


Backbeard and the Birthday Suit

Backbeard and the Birthday Suit

Author: Matthew McElligott

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2007-09-01

Total Pages: 42

ISBN-13: 080279680X

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After his birthday party, Backbeard decides to get a new suit, but the clothing shop in town doesn't sell pirate gear so he gets a new look, and he is not sure it will work for him.


You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit

You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit

Author: Sharon Phennah

Publisher: BQB Publishing

Published: 2011-10-04

Total Pages: 351

ISBN-13: 1937084159

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Zany women and their pets have fun getting older. "When I get old, I hope to have friends as awesome as these. This is an absolutely feel good novel. Naturally, our intrepid characters, wattles and all, undergo all sorts of trials, but it's the compassion and generosity they exhibit that endears the reader." -- Sam Sanders, via NetGalley Zany families, eccentric friends, and ne-er-do-well neighbors inhabit the labyrinthine lives of three women friends as they grapple with real world events in one "Golden Year." An unwelcome visit from local law enforcement, a younger friend's romantic chaos, and the death of a parent combine with daily mundanities---laundry, scones, and senior sex---to create a walloping, raucous read. Opinionated pets---critics and alter egos---offer a rich counterpoint to the human dramas affecting their lives. Unfiltered and compelling, this entertaining sago provides readers of all ages with a new and positive view of growing older.


The King's Birthday Suit

The King's Birthday Suit

Author: Peter Bently

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2021-04-29

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1526640309

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King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third had SO many clothes it was simply absurd ... So when two seemingly well-meaning fabric merchants promise to make an outfit of only the very BEST and most special cloth, King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third simply cannot resist. He MUST have these new clothes! Surely, the unquestionably charitable and not-at-all-suspicious-looking tailors are genuine, and the King won't end up looking red-cheeked ... ? This funny and timely retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's classic fable 'The Emperor's New Clothes' will not only make children laugh, but also encourage them to think and speak up for what they believe. This audio-enabled edition comes with a gorgeous reading by Sam Newton, along with special music and sound effects.


Birthday Suit

Birthday Suit

Author: Tyler Durman

Publisher: Tyler Durman Incorporated

Published: 2012-01-01

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 9781467518031

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Durman has found a way to write short stories that are intensely funny and poignant at the same time. He discusses hippos, nuns, and nudity while seamlessly interlacing profound moments with themes like forgiveness, redemption, and hope. His voice is fresh, raw, and just pure fun.


Lucky Suit

Lucky Suit

Author: Lauren Blakely

Publisher:

Published: 2024-09-05

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781964048284

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I'm breaking up with set-ups. No more "can I introduce you to my son, nephew, grandson, the butcher, the guy down the street who mows my lawn." Machines know what's best, and I'll rely on the great dating algorithms of the web to find the ideal man, thank you very much. Soon enough, it looks like I've found him -- his nickname is Lucky Suit, and he's hilarious, quick-witted and full of heart. But when I finally get together with him in person, I have the distinct feeling I've met him before. Turns out there's more to our meeting than I had thought, and when we discover what truly brought us together, all bets are off.


Birthday Suit of God

Birthday Suit of God

Author: G. W. McGee

Publisher:

Published: 2012-02-01

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 9781612960678

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Showing up to a birthday party in your birthday suit is probably not a good idea. But stripping reality down to its roots is. That's exactly what the tongue-in-cheek philosopher Nigel Quinn does. Between amazingly figuring out how to become a god himself, and teaching God how to become a better God, he discovers secrets of the universe that could change the fundamental ways in which human beings perceive reality. This is a story that calls out to the free spirit that dwells within us all; that spirit that longs to strip the meaning of life down to its birthday suit and then laugh at the beautiful naked hilarity/singularity of it all.


The Spectacular Suit

The Spectacular Suit

Author: Kat Patrick

Publisher: Scribble UK

Published: 2023-09-14

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781915590152

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AS READ ON CBEEBIESBEDTIME STORIES 'What a spectacular story' Phoebe Bridgers A buoyant and heartwarming celebration of individuality, identity, and dressing to suit yourself! It's almost Frankie's birthday and everything is ready -- except for something to wear. All of her party dresses feel wrong. Her family tries to help, but it's no good. What Frankie longs for is a suit. A spectacular suit ... Can Frankie find the outfit of her dreams? The perfect gift for birthday parties, crafters, and children who don't identify with traditional gender roles Wonderful conversation starter for teachers and librarians to explore gender and identity with age-relevant material from creators whose life experience is reflected in the story


Nude Photography

Nude Photography

Author: Roger Stanton

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2014-09-21

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 9781502435248

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Nude Photography - [Sexy and attractive women dressed only in their birthday suit] Over a 100 sensual photos of the most beautiful nude women seductively posed. In this book the author exhibits: - Nudes - Bodyscape - Edgy images - Location shot nudes