Bertie's Bonkers Book
Bertie's Bonkers Book

Author: Mike Barratt

Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd

Published: 2017-12-19

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1788037952

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“Why do we eat fish fingers, but never fish thumbs?” A collection of silly poems for kids and parents of all ages! A beautifully illustrated book, featuring silly rhymes and improbable subjects. A great recipe for a bed time read that will be read over and over again. Bertie’s Bonkers Book is a fun collection of silly poems that will amuse children and parents alike at bedtime. The book is full of detailed illustrations to enrich the reading experience which will keep children engaged throughout. Drawing on the author’s years of bedtime reading to his own children and his sense of the ridiculous, these poems will entertain and amuse. The poems can be read over and over again, and are suitable for children aged five and over. “A young bee was sitting on a flower one day when a bright coloured wasp flew her way. “Oh, he’s so handsome” was all she could say and she couldn’t stop talking about him all day...”

Jeeves and Wooster in 'Perfect Nonsense'
Jeeves and Wooster in 'Perfect Nonsense'

Author: The Goodale Brothers

Publisher:

Published: 2014-04-24

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9781848424142

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An inventive, fast-paced comedy featuring P.G. Wodehouse’s iconic double act. Winner of the 2014 Olivier Award for Best New Comedy. When a country house weekend takes a turn for the worse, Bertie Wooster is unwittingly called on to play matchmaker – reconciling the affections of his host’s drippy daughter Madeline Bassett with his newt-fancying acquaintance Gussie Fink-Nottle. If Bertie, ably assisted by the ever-dependable Jeeves, can’t pull off the wedding of the season he’ll be forced to abandon his cherished bachelor status and marry the ghastly girl himself! Based on P.G. Wodehouse’s delightfully bonkers stories, especially The Code of the Woosters, the Goodale Brothers’ dramatisation premiered at the Duke of York's Theatre, West End, in November 2013, prior to a UK tour. Written for a cast of three, who play multiple roles, this adaptation will suit any theatre company or drama group looking for a comic play to perform.

Just Like Home
Just Like Home

Author: Sarah Gailey

Publisher: Tor Books

Published: 2022-07-19

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1250174708

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Just Like Home is a darkly gothic thriller from nationally bestselling author Sarah Gailey, perfect for fans of Netflix's The Haunting of Hill House as well as HBO's true crime masterpiece I'll Be Gone in the Dark. “Come home.” Vera’s mother called and Vera obeyed. In spite of their long estrangement, in spite of the memories — she's come back to the home of a serial killer. Back to face the love she had for her father and the bodies he buried there, beneath the house he'd built for his family. Coming home is hard enough for Vera, and to make things worse, she and her mother aren’t alone. A parasitic artist has moved into the guest house out back and is slowly stripping Vera’s childhood for spare parts. He insists that he isn’t the one leaving notes around the house in her father’s handwriting... but who else could it possibly be? There are secrets yet undiscovered in the foundations of the notorious Crowder House. Vera must face them and find out for herself just how deep the rot goes. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Guinea Pigs Online
Guinea Pigs Online

Author: Jennifer Gray

Publisher: Quercus

Published: 2013-11-12

Total Pages: 110

ISBN-13: 1623650380

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In this hilarious adventure for elementary school readers, a team of lovable, fuzzy guinea pigs gets online to solve their mysteries. Fuzzy the guinea pig is a great friend to have--he's always cheerful, he cooks like a pro (his specialty is ketchup and dish soap), and he loves to surf the web. Fuzzy's stylish hutch-mate Coco is his best friend, though even she can't understand his fascination with computers. When Fuzzy goes missing, though, Coco is forced to get online for answers. On the social site Micespace she learns that her friend could be in terrible danger, so Coco assembles an extraction team to get him back: Terry, a technology whiz whose computer skills are second to none; Banoffee, a mother of fourteen with the organizational and motivational powers to match; and Eduardo, the heroic (and very handsome) Peruvian freedom fighter. Will Coco and her guinea pig commandos find a way to rescue Fuzzy and get back home alive?

The Folk of the Faraway Tree
The Folk of the Faraway Tree

Author: Enid Blyton

Publisher: DigiCat

Published: 2022-08-01

Total Pages: 174

ISBN-13:

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DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Folk of the Faraway Tree" by Enid Blyton. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

The Hundred Decker Bus
The Hundred Decker Bus

Author: Mike Smith

Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books

Published: 2021-08-05

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781529037784

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All aboard for an amazing adventure! Every day, the bus driver finishes his cup of tea, puts on his jacket, and sets off on his route. Every day , the man with the big red tie gets on at the roundabout, the lady with the pram gets on at the library, and the noisy children get on at Clover Drive. But what if one day the driver turned down a new and exciting road, and picked up new and exciting people? So many people that the bus simply wouldn't be big enough? Well, they would only be one solution . . . A bright, bold, and funny book with a surprise GIANT fold-out ending.

The Mouse's Apples
The Mouse's Apples

Author: Frances Stickley

Publisher: Andersen Press USA

Published: 2020-11-10

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 172843016X

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Mouse is having a wonderful day: she's foraged four plump apples for her tea, the most she's ever found! But here comes Bear, and he's feeling especially greedy and mean. He wants every apple for himself. Mouse might have to think up a clever trick to teach Bear a lesson . . . Learn how selfishness can be replaced by sharing with this glorious, rhyming picture book.

Bonkers
Bonkers

Author: Jennifer Saunders

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2013-10-10

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 0241967279

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Bonkers: My Life in Laughs by Jennifer Saunders - the hilarious, touching life story of the iconic comedian and national treasure Jennifer Saunders' comic creations have brought joy to millions. From Comic Strip to Comic Relief, from Bolly-swilling Edina in Ab Fab to her takes on Madonna or Mamma Mia, her characters are household names. But it's Jennifer herself who has a place in all our hearts. This is her funny, moving and frankly bonkers memoir, filled with laughter, friends and occasional heartache - but never misery. BONKERS is full of riotous adventures: accidentally enrolling on a teacher training course with a young Dawn French, bluffing her way to each BBC series, shooting Lulu, trading wild faxes with Joanna Lumley, touring India with Ruby Wax and Goldie Hawn. There's cancer, too, when she becomes 'Brave Jen'. But her biggest battle is with the bane of her life: the Laws of Procrastination. As she admits, 'There has never been a Plan. Everything has been fairly random, happened by accident or just fallen into place. I'm off now, to do some sweeping...' Prepare to chuckle, whoop, and go BONKERS.

The Times Great Letters
The Times Great Letters

Author: James Owen

Publisher: Times Books

Published: 2017

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780008249496

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The Times Letters Page is renowned worldwide for the trenchant, humorous, thoughtful, world-changing, and illustrious contributions from its readers. This delightful selection of more than 300 pieces of correspondence shows precisely why it has earned its fame.