Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids

Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-08-18

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 151075864X

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A hilarious collection of 350 hysterical beach jokes for kids (and pirates and mermaids!), complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! What's a mermaid's favorite letter? The C! What's a pirate's least favorite letter? RRRRR! Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids is full of hilarious fun for anyone who loves the beach! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 of the best jokes for ocean-loving kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days on vacation, and hanging out with friends on the shore, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home!


Pirates Eat Porridge

Pirates Eat Porridge

Author: Christopher Morgan

Publisher: Allen & Unwin

Published: 2006-09-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 9781741159653

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Short, illustrated and outrageously funny! When a pirate arrives at Billy and Heidi's door, it's the start of a crazy and unpredictable adventure as they sail their 'fish-finger' house to Itchy Ear Island, and learn all sorts of quirky facts about pirates, parrots and cabbages along the way.


Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Author: David Lewman

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2007-04-24

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1416936041

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This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.


The Adventures of Alex Ze Pirate

The Adventures of Alex Ze Pirate

Author: Andrew Dobson

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2011-03-12

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781460995068

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Alex Ze Pirate and her crew are thrust into more comedic adventures!


The Recognitions

The Recognitions

Author: William Gaddis

Publisher: New York Review of Books

Published: 2020-11-24

Total Pages: 969

ISBN-13: 1681374676

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A postmodern masterpiece about fraud and forgery by one of the most distinctive, accomplished novelists of the last century. The Recognitions is a sweeping depiction of a world in which everything that anyone recognizes as beautiful or true or good emerges as anything but: our world. The book is a masquerade, moving from New England to New York to Madrid, from the art world to the underworld, but it centers on the story of Wyatt Gwyon, the son of a New England minister, who forsakes religion to devote himself to painting, only to despair of his inspiration. In expiation, he will paint nothing but flawless copies of his revered old masters—copies, however, that find their way into the hands of a sinister financial wizard by the name of Recktall Brown, who of course sells them as the real thing. Dismissed uncomprehendingly by reviewers on publication in 1955 and ignored by the literary world for decades after, The Recognitions is now established as one of the great American novels, immensely ambitious and entirely unique, a book of wild, Boschian inspiration and outrageous comedy that is also profoundly serious and sad.


The Giver Quartet

The Giver Quartet

Author: Lois Lowry

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 405

ISBN-13: 0547887205

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Unlike the other Birthmothers in her utopian community, teenaged Claire forms an attachment to her baby and sets out to find him when he is removed from the community.


Puck of Pook's Hill

Puck of Pook's Hill

Author: Rudyard Kipling

Publisher:

Published: 1906

Total Pages: 332

ISBN-13:

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While performing a scene from "A Midsummer Night's Dream," Una and Dan accidentally summon Puck who enables them to witness tales of English history.


Learning about Seashells

Learning about Seashells

Author: Sy Barlowe

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2020-04-15

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 0486838447

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Twelve accurately rendered sticker illustrations depict the mussel, scallop, razor clam, quahog, queen conch, and seven other shells. Easy-to-read descriptions are accompanied by numbered spaces for applying the matching sticker.


Nautical Nonsense

Nautical Nonsense

Author: Wendy Wax

Publisher: Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon

Published: 2006-03-01

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781416913160

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How does SpongeBob know the sea is friendly? It waves. Do fish ever have holidays? No, they're always in schools. Where do fish go when they don't feel well? To a sturgeon. What's the funniest place under the seea? Bikini Bottom! SpongeBob and the gang are here to keep you laughing until the tide comes in.


Mirrors

Mirrors

Author: Eduardo Galeano

Publisher: Portobello Books

Published: 2011-08-04

Total Pages: 311

ISBN-13: 1846274397

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In Mirrors, Galeano smashes aside the narrative of conventional history and arranges the shards into a new pattern, to reveal the past in radically altered form. From the Garden of Eden to twenty-first-century cityscapes, we glimpse fragments in the lives of those who have been overlooked by traditional histories: the artists, the servants, the gods and the visionaries, the black slaves who built the White House, and the women who were bartered for dynastic ends