A hilarious holiday picture book about everyone's favorite naughty feline, Nick Bruel's Bad Kitty! "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city, not a creature was stirring...Except for BAD KITTY." A greedy Bad Kitty didn't get all the presents she wanted for Christmas, but after she goes on a Christmas caper across town and through multiple alphabets, she makes a new friend, finds an old friend, and learns the true meaning of Christmas. Or not.
Bad Kitty is frightened by the creatures on Halloween, but when she sees all the holiday treats she decides to be a very bad kitty and chases the scary creatures away.
Just when you thought we had run out of Badd... Meet Roman Badd, one of a set of triplets, each bigger and badder than the last. If you thought the original Badd brothers were sexy, foul-mouthed alphas, just wait till you meet these three sexy-as-sin, long-lost Badd cousins... Roman is a smokejumper, an elite member of the US Forest Service who parachutes into the most rugged and remote terrain to combat out-of-control wildfires unreachable even by hotshots. He's brash, domineering, and an expert at seduction. Kitty Quinn is the exact opposite. The head server at Badd's Bar and Grille, she's the daughter of a philosophy professor and a kindergarten teacher: sweet and kind, and with a persona of innocence and purity-catnip for the ravenous lion that is Roman Badd. She knows she's in way over her head with him, but this good girl has enough inner strength and confidence to stand up to Roman's hard-charging, take-what-he-wants attitude. Can she get past his foul mouth and unapologetically rapacious sexual appetite to the good, kind man she wants to believe lurks beneath, or is Roman Badd as wild and untamable as the fires he fights?
Kitty will not be good until her owners cave and get her a cell phone in this brand new, full color chapter book in the New York Times bestselling series.
This new picture book in Nick Bruel's Bad Kitty bestselling series is sure to be a bedtime favorite, complete with a paper doll activity kit! It's bedtime in the Bad Kitty household but Kitty does not want to go to bed. She doesn't want to brush her teeth. She doesn't want to put on her bunny pajamas. She doesn't want to use the potty. What she wants to do is: SING SING SING SING SING PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Finally, when she runs out of ideas (and energy) and is promised a perfect bedtime story, Kitty gives in...but can she stay awake for the ending?
BAD KITTY REALLY NEEDS A BATHUnfortunately . . .It's not that cats don't like baths.It's not that cats forget to send baths a card on their birthdays.It's not that cats pick baths last when choosing sides for a kick ball game.It's simply thatCATS HATE BATHS!Unlike Uncle Murray over here.Enjoy the Kitty chaos and mayhem in this highly-illustrated laugh-out-loud chapter book.WARNING! It's going to get messy . . .