P Is for Pterodactyl

P Is for Pterodactyl

Author: Raj Haldar

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2018-11-13

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 1492695335

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A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!


The Absolutely Awful Alphabet

The Absolutely Awful Alphabet

Author: Mordicai Gerstein

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2001-10

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780152163433

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An alliterative alphabet book presents mean and monstrous letters, from A (an awfully arrogant amphibian) to Z (a zig-zagging zoological zany).


Bad Alphabet

Bad Alphabet

Author: E.C. Chen

Publisher:

Published: 2013-05

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 9780989151009

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The Bad Alphabet is an updated redesigned twist on the classic alphabet book. Written for kids of all ages, particularly those in early grade school, this clever book explains what many of the generally accepted "bad" behaviors in society are. The Bad Alphabet depicts an improper and disagreeable lizard named Lance who participates in an A to Z procession of inappropriate actions. Lance and his multiple animal peers are found in various settings of home, school, and public life. With superb professionally illustrated full-color pictures, Lance comes to life in a way that shows why being bad has consequences. Beautifully scripted with rhyming prose, young children who are still malleable, will be focused on the pleasing text, bright colors, and ethical concepts displayed. Social norms and values regarding views on unacceptable conduct are shown so that kids may understand what NOT to do. The Bad Alphabet is a truly fun book that allows kids to know what is "BAD" so that they can behave "GOOD" About the publisher: Zebra Ginkgo Group is a small publishing company based in St. Louis, MO. Unlike the vast majority of publishers, their books are American made and proudly printed in the United States of America.


K is for Knifeball

K is for Knifeball

Author: Avery Monsen

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2012-09-14

Total Pages: 81

ISBN-13: 1452121265

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An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts


Calavera Abecedario

Calavera Abecedario

Author: Jeanette Winter

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 53

ISBN-13: 0152051104

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An alphabet fiesta like no other.


No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed

Author: Raj Haldar

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2020-11-10

Total Pages: 43

ISBN-13: 1728239265

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A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup


The Alphabet from A to Y with Bonus Letter Z!

The Alphabet from A to Y with Bonus Letter Z!

Author: Steve Martin

Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 64

ISBN-13: 0385516622

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Presents a rhyming couplet featuring each letter of the alphabet, with such characters as David the dog-faced boy, who dons a derby despite being dirty, and Victor, whose frequent victories have made him vainglorious.


The Hidden Alphabet

The Hidden Alphabet

Author: Laura Vaccaro Seeger

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2010-11-23

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 1596436379

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Here is a fresh and imaginative way to look at the alphabet. Turn to the first page of the book and you'll be greeted by a picture of an arrowhead, surrounded by a simple black frame. Once you lift the frame you'll find the arrowhead is magically transformed into the letter A. And so it goes, from Ballons, Cloud, and Door through Leaf and Mice to Yolk and Zipper. Bold distinctive images and a simple yet ingenious format make this an alphabet book to treasure.


The Dangerous Alphabet

The Dangerous Alphabet

Author: Neil Gaiman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2008-04-29

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0060783338

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A is for Always, that's where we embark . . . Two children, treasure map in hand, and their pet gazelle sneak past their father, out of their house, and into a world beneath the city, where monsters and pirates roam. Will they find the treasure? Will they make it out alive? The Dangerous Alphabet is a tale of adventure, piracy, danger, and heroism told in twenty-six alphabetical lines—although even the alphabet is not to be relied upon here. A delightfully dangerous journey from national bestselling author Neil Gaiman and the monstrously talented Gris Grimly, The Dangerous Alphabet is sure to captivate and chill young readers.


ABC

ABC

Author: Alison Jay

Publisher: Dutton Books for Young Readers

Published: 2005-06-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13:

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In this alphabet book, a is for apple and z is for zoo.