An Original, Laughable and Comical Tale of Hughie Morrison, the Scottish Emigrant ...
Author: Alexander Kerr Bonn
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Published: 1846
Total Pages: 44
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Author: Alexander Kerr Bonn
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DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Hugh Morrison
Publisher: CreateSpace
Published: 2015-03-30
Total Pages: 46
ISBN-13: 9781511524124
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThere was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.
Author: Hugh Morrison
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2014-12-29
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781505838008
DOWNLOAD EBOOK'My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks...' 'My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...' Whether you're making a speech for a wedding or an anniversary, or just want a good laugh, this laugh-a-minute book will keep you chortling at the ups and downs of weddings and married life.
Author: John Kennedy Toole
Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Published: 2007-12-01
Total Pages: 414
ISBN-13: 0802197620
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWinner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).
Author: Hugh Morrison
Publisher: CreateSpace
Published: 2015-01-18
Total Pages: 44
ISBN-13: 9781507620632
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhy are Anglicans such bad chess players? Because they don't know the difference between a Bishop and a Queen. Did you hear about the new liberal branch of the Church of England? It has six commandments and four suggestions. This book is packed with (mostly) clean, good-natured jokes, riddles and funny stories old and new about clergy, churches and Christianity. Get into the humour habit and prepare yourself for the 'laughter-life'! Unlike most church joke books, it is from a British rather than American perspective, but it will appeal to anybody looking for jokes for sermons, parish magazines etc or who would just like a good laugh at church life.
Author: Hugh Morrison
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2015-04-18
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781511790956
DOWNLOAD EBOOK'I've left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say "Will", "You" and "Me". That will keep her busy whilst I watch the football on TV.' Customer (in bookshop): Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Head of the Household'? Assistant: Try the fantasy section. This book is packed with jokes, funny stories, one-liners and quotes taking a wry look at love, dating, weddings and married life. Whether you're making a best man's (groomsman's) speech or just want a good laugh at the endless battle of the sexes, this book is for you. Take my wife...I'm begging you!
Author: Hugh Morrison
Publisher: CreateSpace
Published: 2015-06-26
Total Pages: 44
ISBN-13: 9781514717882
DOWNLOAD EBOOK'I've experienced quite a few heart-stopping moments in my job over the years, ' said the doctor. 'I suppose that's why I'm being struck off.' 'Doctor, I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy.''That's a big decision. Have you discussed it with your family?''Yes, we took a vote, and they're in favour of it 15 to 2.' This book is packed with jokes and funny stories taking a wry look at doctors, nurses, dentists and psychiatrists. Whether you're in the medical profession or 'under the knife, ' you'll find this book is the perfect prescription for 'laughter deficiency syndrome.' Suitable for adults only.
Author: Sean Kelly
Publisher: Black Inc.
Published: 2021-11-01
Total Pages: 257
ISBN-13: 1743821980
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhat happens when the prime minister views politics only as a game? Australia wanted Scott Morrison. In a time of uncertainty, the country chose in 2019 to turn to a man with no obvious beliefs, no clear purpose and no famous talents. That we wanted Scott Morrison was the secret we did not know about ourselves. What precisely that secret is forms the subject of this book. In The Game, Sean Kelly gives us a portrait of a man, the shallow political culture that allowed him to succeed and the country that crowned him. Morrison understands – in a way that no other recent politician has – how politics has become a game. He also understands something essential about Australia – something many of us are unwilling to admit, even to ourselves. But there are things Scott Morrison does not understand. This is the story of those failures, too – and the way that, as his prime ministership continues, Morrison’s failure to think about politics as anything other than a game has become a dangerous liability, both to him and to us.
Author: Jason Reynolds
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2016
Total Pages: 208
ISBN-13: 1481450166
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAspiring to be the fastest sprinter on his elite middle school's track team, gifted runner Ghost finds his goal challenged by a tragic past with a violent father.
Author: Hugh Howey
Publisher: John Joseph Adams
Published: 2016
Total Pages: 579
ISBN-13: 0544839641
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn 2007, the Center for Automation in Nanobiotech (CAN) outlined the hardware and software platform that would one day allow robots smaller than human cells to make medical diagnoses, conduct repairs, and even self-propagate. In the same year, the CBS network re-aired a program about the effects of propranolol on sufferers of extreme trauma. A simple pill, it had been discovered, could wipe out the memory of any traumatic event. At almost the same moment in humanity's broad history, mankind had discovered the means for bringing about its utter downfall. And the ability to forget it ever happened. This is the sequel to the New York Times best-selling Wool series.