A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody

A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody

Author: Rod Mandelli

Publisher: Gayrotica Press

Published:

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13:

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The holiday classic has never been quite this fabulous! It's now the gayest Christmas story ever told. This modern gay adaptation of A Christmas Carol is filled with humor, dirty double entendres, and just the right amount of "Bah, humpstud!" This irreverent parody starts off with miserly Ebeneezer Scrooge refusing to let his underpaid, under-appreciated employee Bob Cratchit turn up the heat in the drafty office on Christmas Eve, pointing out that there are other ways for Bob to keep warm and keep his job at the same time! The fun continues from there with new twists on all your favorite classic characters and situations. Enjoy an all gay cast of characters along with the familiar structure, lines of classic dialogue, and the overall story of redemption you remember from the original. Read A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody - you'll have a dickens of a time! Editor's Note: This version contains the full modern gay adaptation of A Christmas Carol without the explicit scenes found in Rod Mandelli's raunchier version. If you would prefer the version with graphic gay sex descriptions, please look for the title A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol: The Complete Collection.


A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol

A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol

Author: Rod Mandelli

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-12-03

Total Pages: 270

ISBN-13: 9781494308759

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This edition includes all twelve erotic short stories in the "Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol" series. The holiday classic has never been quite this fabulous! It's now the gayest, sexiest Christmas story ever told. This modern gay sex adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" is filled with humor, dirty double entendres, just the right amount of "Bah, humpstud," and plenty of hot man to man action. This irreverent parody starts off with miserly Dickteaser Splooge refusing to let his underpaid, under-appreciated employee, Bob Crotchlick turn up the heat in the drafty office on Christmas Eve, pointing out that there are other ways for Crotchlick to keep warm and keep his job at the same time. The erotic fun continues from there with new twists on classic characters featuring all your favorites including Tiny Twink, Flaming Fred, the ghost of Jacob Jism, and the three XXX-Mas Spirits. Stories included are: #1 - The Silver Haired Daddy Boss & The Sexy Employee #2 - Hot Guys Going At It During A Snowstorm #3 - College Roommate Friends Become Lovers #4 - The Spirit of XXX-Mas Past #5 - The Naked CEO & The Horny Freshmen Interns #6 - The Spirit of XXX-Mas Present #7 - Tiny Twink, Naughty Or Nice? #8 - Three Heads Are Better Than Two #9 - The XXX-Mas Party #10 - The Spirit of XXX-Mas Future #11 - Sex Between Strangers #12 - Merry XXX-Mas Enjoy an all gay cast of characters along with the familiar structure, lines of classic dialogue, and the overall story of redemption you remember from the original. Plus, the raunchy gay sex scenes will leave you sweating even on the coldest winter day. Read "A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol" - you'll have a dickens of a time!


The Christmas Carol Murders

The Christmas Carol Murders

Author: Christopher Lord

Publisher: Harrison Thurman Book

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780985323608

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It's the holiday season in Dickens Junction, Oregon. Local bookstore owner Simon Alastair is getting ready for the community's annual celebration of Charles Dickens's well-known story. But when a mysterious stranger shows up in the Junction and is murdered hours later, Simon begins to suspect that his little community has been targeted for destruction by a shadowy organization. With the support of Zach, a dashing young magazine reporter, Simon decides to investigate the crime himself. When a second murder follows, Simon must confront the worst question of all: which of his friends and business associates is a ruthless murderer? The Christmas Carol Murders is the first of an exciting new cozy mystery series combining the atmosphere of a classic Agatha Christie puzzle, the deft touch of Charlotte MacLeod, a hint of Oscar Wilde's humor, and the literary spirit of the great Charles Dickens.


Bad Gays

Bad Gays

Author: Huw Lemmey

Publisher: Verso Books

Published: 2023-05-30

Total Pages: 369

ISBN-13: 1839763280

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An unconventional history of homosexuality We all remember Oscar Wilde, but who speaks for Bosie? What about those ‘bad gays’ whose unexemplary lives reveal more than we might expect? Many popular histories seek to establish homosexual heroes, pioneers, and martyrs but, as Huw Lemmey and Ben Miller argue, the past is filled with queer people whose sexualities and dastardly deeds have been overlooked despite their being informative and instructive. Based on the hugely popular podcast series of the same name, Bad Gays asks what we can learn about LGBTQ+ history, sexuality and identity through its villains, failures, and baddies. With characters such as the Emperor Hadrian, anthropologist Margaret Mead and notorious gangster Ronnie Kray, the authors tell the story of how the figure of the white gay man was born, and how he failed. They examine a cast of kings, fascist thugs, artists and debauched bon viveurs. Imperial-era figures Lawrence of Arabia and Roger Casement get a look-in, as do FBI boss J. Edgar Hoover, lawyer Roy Cohn, and architect Philip Johnson. Together these amazing life stories expand and challenge mainstream assumptions about sexual identity: showing that homosexuality itself was an idea that emerged in the nineteenth century, one central to major historical events. Bad Gays is a passionate argument for rethinking gay politics beyond questions of identity, compelling readers to search for solidarity across boundaries.


Marly's Ghost

Marly's Ghost

Author: David Levithan

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2007-10-18

Total Pages: 215

ISBN-13: 014240912X

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When Ben's girlfriend, Marly, dies, he feels his life is over. What could possibly matter now when Marly is gone? So when Valentine's Day approaches, it makes sense that this day that was once so meaningful to Ben leaves him feeling bitter and hollow. But then Marly shows up--or at least her ghost does--along with three others spirits. Now Ben must take a painful journey through Valentine's Days past, present, and future, and what he discovers will change him forever.


God and the Gay Christian

God and the Gay Christian

Author: Matthew Vines

Publisher: Convergent

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 1601425163

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Reinterpretations of key Bible texts related to sexual orientation, written by a Harvard student, present an accessible case for a modern Christian conservative acceptance of sexual diversity.


A Forbidden Rumspringa

A Forbidden Rumspringa

Author: Keira Andrews

Publisher: Keira Andrews

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 252

ISBN-13: 0993859828

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When two young Amish men find love, will they risk losing everything? In a world where every detail of life is dictated by God and the all-powerful rules of the church, David takes on Isaac as a carpentry apprentice. Soon their attraction grows amid the sweat and sawdust, and they share sinful secrets. Can they reconcile their shocking desires with their commitment to faith, family and community?


I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author: Sarah J. Robinson

Publisher: WaterBrook

Published: 2021-05-11

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0593193539

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A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.