A Lost Claus
A Lost Claus

Author: Jordyn Kross

Publisher: Scarlet Parlor Press, LLC

Published: 2023-11-01

Total Pages: 73

ISBN-13: 1959691058

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Sandy lost her Claus, but she’ll do whatever it takes to save Christmas. Sandy Claus inherited her family’s business—the sleigh, the reindeer, the elves—and everything was fine until her feckless husband disappeared a month before the big night. The quicky divorce is easy. Saving Christmas will be hard. Impossible without a new Claus. But she’ll do anything to avoid calling her parents, admitting her failure, and dragging them out of retirement. Can she embrace the naughty list and seduce a new Claus in time to save Christmas? Even if he doesn’t believe in holiday magic? And how will she convince the hot, unemployed pilot to stay after she succumbs to his Yuletide spice and falls in love? Keywords: A spicy Santa rom com, ruined Christmas, saving Christmas romantic comedy, hot holiday romance, holiday rom-com book, Alaska pilot love story

A Lost Claus
A Lost Claus

Author: Mona Marple

Publisher:

Published: 2021-11-02

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13: 9781914296017

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As Christmas approaches in Candy Cane Hollow, it's time for the annual Claus Family ice fishing trip.

Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids
Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-10-23

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 1510743286

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Why does Santa take presents to children at Christmas? The presents won't take themselves! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What comes at the end of Christmas day? The letter "Y!" What looks like half a Christmas tree? The other half! Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious holiday fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious "HO HO HO!" sound-effect button. Perfect for snowy days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring jolly laughter and Christmas fun into your home.

When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho!
When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho!

Author: Laura Rader

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2008-10-07

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 0061141399

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It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.

4 X'mas
4 X'mas

Author: George Cameron Grant

Publisher: Baker's Plays

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 65

ISBN-13: 087440195X

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Comedy/Drama/Fantasy Four heart warming Christmas plays, just in time for the holiday : THE OFFICE PARTY (2m, 1f) - Bill and Joyce meet at a holiday office party, rekindling a love affair that leads to Joyce's living room and the possible early arrival of Richard, the third side of an unresolved triangle. SANTA'S CLARA (2m, 1f) - In the shadows of a Hell's Kitchen bottle redemption center, a fired department store Santa meets a teenage runaway toting a shopping cart of empties and a cynical h

Happy Holidays--Animated!
Happy Holidays--Animated!

Author: William D. Crump

Publisher: McFarland

Published: 2019-04-18

Total Pages: 419

ISBN-13: 1476672938

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Since the early 20th century, animated Christmas cartoons have brightened the holiday season around the world--first in theaters, then on television. From devotional portrayals of the Nativity to Santa battling villains and monsters, this encyclopedia catalogs more than 1,800 international Christmas-themed cartoons and others with year-end themes of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the New Year. Explore beloved television specials such as A Charlie Brown Christmas, theatrical shorts such as Santa's Workshop, holiday episodes from animated television series like American Dad! and The Simpsons, feature films like The Nutcracker Prince and obscure productions such as The Insects' Christmas, along with numerous adaptations and parodies of such classics as A Christmas Carol and Twas the Night before Christmas.

Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever!
Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever!

Author: Highlights

Publisher: Highlights Press

Published: 2020-09-22

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1644721201

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Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.

Fright Xmas
Fright Xmas

Author: Alan-Bertaneisson Jones

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2010-08

Total Pages: 279

ISBN-13: 1452061998

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Dad Jokes Holiday Edition
Dad Jokes Holiday Edition

Author: Jimmy Niro

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2019-10-01

Total Pages: 67

ISBN-13: 1728200210

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Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll be round."

All I Want for Christmas
All I Want for Christmas

Author: Joanna Bolouri

Publisher: Quercus

Published: 2020-10-01

Total Pages: 400

ISBN-13: 1529406919

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The sparkling Christmas romance to pick you up this year... 'A hilarious and heartwarming festive treat' Heidi Swain 'So funny, sweet, warm and fuzzy' Clodagh Murphy What if the love of your life was your best friend's girl? When Nick loses his job and is dumped by his glamorous but demanding girlfriend, he is forced to grudgingly accept work as a Santa at a local Christmas grotto. As his friends are getting married or promoted, Nick spends his days being terrorised by unfriendly elves and cried on by snotty, spoiled children. Then he meets 4-year-old Alfie. All Alfie wants for Christmas is for his mum, Sarah, to be happy again. Moved by the boy's selfless wish, Nick arranges a date between Sarah and his best friend, Matt. But as Sarah and Alfie become part of all their lives, Nick realises that happiness for Sarah and Matt might mean heartbreak for himself. 'A hilarious and touching festive read' Heat 'A festive romance in all its technicolour fairy-light glory' My Weekly READERS ARE LOVING ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 'Will have you laughing out loud' ***** 'I'd have given it 10 stars if I could!' ***** 'Impossible to put down' ***** 'A funny, fuzzy, festive feast of a book!' ***** 'Absolutely perfect escapism' *****