14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books

14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-04

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13:

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14 terrible books in one. Baa Baa Black Sheep. Conjoined Twins. Coronavirus and Friends. Creepy Creatures. Daddy Daughter Date Night. Dead Babies. Donkeybear. Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe. Meet The Hipsters. How Daddy Got an STD. Insomniac and Friends. Meet The Karens. My Racist Gran.


14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written

14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2020-10-20

Total Pages: 262

ISBN-13:

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Part 2 contains the following books... Camp Coronavirus, Candy Man Van, Cinnamon, Dads a Simp, Dead Babies 2, Make Your Own Luck, Moms Only Fans, Murder Hornets, OK Boomer, Ours Baby, Pedoclown, Self Isolation, Stds and You, Why Mommy Hits Daddy


Race Wars

Race Wars

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-04-23

Total Pages: 28

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Today is the day of the very big race. White car, black car and yellow car too. Who will win the race wars? If you only knew.


If I Ran the Zoo

If I Ran the Zoo

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1950

Total Pages: 63

ISBN-13: 0394800818

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Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.


The Worst Book Ever

The Worst Book Ever

Author: Elise Gravel

Publisher: Drawn & Quarterly

Published: 2021-04-29

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 1770464905

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Don’t take the title as a metaphor: it really is the worst book ever. Governor General Literary Award winning children’s book author and illustrator Elise Gravel takes readers on an unexpected journey through the world’s most boring book. The story’s characters and omniscient readers alike quickly become annoyed by the author’s bland imagination and rebel against her tired tropes and stale character choices, spouting sass in an attempt to get her attention and steer the narrative in a more interesting direction. After all, you don’t even have to buy the book, but the characters? They’re stuck in there for an eternity, and they’re going to do their best to make the most of it, or at least have a little fun where they can. As the charming and bizarre true nature of the characters overpowers the dry attributes given to them by the author, this once blasé story quickly picks up speed, transforming the story into something much more unique than originally promised. With Gravel’s signature goofy characters behind the wheel, no silly twist or rude body function is off the table!


How I Met My Monster

How I Met My Monster

Author: Amanda Noll

Publisher: Flashlight Press

Published: 2019-11-03

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1947277111

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One night, when Ethan reaches under his bed for a toy truck, he finds this note instead: "Monsters! Meet here for final test." Ethan is sure his parents are trying to trick him into staying under the covers, until he sees five colorful sets of eyes blinking at him from beneath the bed. Soon, a colorful parade of quirky, squeaky little monsters compete to become Ethan's monster. But only the little green monster, Gabe, has the perfect blend of stomach-rumbling and snorting needed to get Ethan into bed and keep him there so he falls asleep—which as everyone knows, is the real reason for monsters under beds. With its perfect balance of giggles and shivers, this silly-spooky prequel to the award-winning I Need My Monster and Hey, That's MY Monster! will keep young readers entertained.


18 Ways To Tell Kids That Their Parents Died

18 Ways To Tell Kids That Their Parents Died

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-09-13

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13:

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SATIRE: When faced with the task of telling a child that their parents have perished, you have to go into it with a sense of humour. After all, if they're paying attention to the signs, they're going to be more likely to appreciate the humour in the situation. If they're not, then you're going to be able to tell the story to others and reminisce about the time when you told a child that their parent died. And hey, if they're still young enough, you can always try to adopt them!


The World’s Worst Children

The World’s Worst Children

Author: David Walliams

Publisher: HarperCollins UK

Published: 2016-05-19

Total Pages: 280

ISBN-13: 0008198365

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From the world’s favourite author, David Walliams – ten cautionary tales and a delightfully dreadful cast of characters; all in glorious FULL COLOUR!


A Bad Case of Stripes

A Bad Case of Stripes

Author: David Shannon

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-08-30

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 1338113151

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It's the first day of school, and Camilla discovers that she is covered from head to toe in stripes, then polka-dots, and any other pattern spoken aloud! With a little help, she learns the secret of accepting her true self, in spite of her peculiar ailment.


Why Daddy Hits Mommy

Why Daddy Hits Mommy

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-10

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781658902557

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Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.