14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books

14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-04

Total Pages: 248

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14 terrible books in one. Baa Baa Black Sheep. Conjoined Twins. Coronavirus and Friends. Creepy Creatures. Daddy Daughter Date Night. Dead Babies. Donkeybear. Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe. Meet The Hipsters. How Daddy Got an STD. Insomniac and Friends. Meet The Karens. My Racist Gran.


14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written

14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2020-10-20

Total Pages: 262

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Part 2 contains the following books... Camp Coronavirus, Candy Man Van, Cinnamon, Dads a Simp, Dead Babies 2, Make Your Own Luck, Moms Only Fans, Murder Hornets, OK Boomer, Ours Baby, Pedoclown, Self Isolation, Stds and You, Why Mommy Hits Daddy


Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-12-17

Total Pages: 26

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Uncle Bob showed up at school unannounced. You were swimming and the teacher pulled you out. Now you're driving somewhere and your uncle won't shut up about his knob.


Why Daddy Hits Mommy

Why Daddy Hits Mommy

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-10

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781658902557

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Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.


18 Ways To Tell Kids That Their Parents Died

18 Ways To Tell Kids That Their Parents Died

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-09-13

Total Pages: 32

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SATIRE: When faced with the task of telling a child that their parents have perished, you have to go into it with a sense of humour. After all, if they're paying attention to the signs, they're going to be more likely to appreciate the humour in the situation. If they're not, then you're going to be able to tell the story to others and reminisce about the time when you told a child that their parent died. And hey, if they're still young enough, you can always try to adopt them!


If I Ran the Zoo

If I Ran the Zoo

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1950

Total Pages: 63

ISBN-13: 0394800818

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Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.


Bad Little Children's Books

Bad Little Children's Books

Author: Arthur C. Gackley

Publisher: Harry N. Abrams

Published: 2016-09-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781419722264

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A posthumously published collection of Arthur C. Gackley's most questionable parody-driven book covers.


A Bad Case of Stripes

A Bad Case of Stripes

Author: David Shannon

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-08-30

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 1338113151

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It's the first day of school, and Camilla discovers that she is covered from head to toe in stripes, then polka-dots, and any other pattern spoken aloud! With a little help, she learns the secret of accepting her true self, in spite of her peculiar ailment.


Race Wars

Race Wars

Author: Brad Gosse

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-04-23

Total Pages: 28

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Today is the day of the very big race. White car, black car and yellow car too. Who will win the race wars? If you only knew.


Terrible, Horrible Edie

Terrible, Horrible Edie

Author: E. C. Spykman

Publisher: New York Review of Books

Published: 2012-12-12

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13: 1590175670

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Even if she has lived ten terrible years, terrible, horrible Edie really isn’t terrible and horrible at all, but rather one of the most charming and engaging and gutsy children in American children’s fiction. It’s true of course that Edie does get into—and not always without it being at least a little bit her fault—some pretty terrible and horrible scrapes, and that sometimes she will sulk, but these are the kinds of things that happen to the kid sister of two snooty boys and one fancy-pants girl, not to mention having to deal with the distraction of two half sisters who are no better than babies. Edie’s father and stepmother have headed to Europe for the summer, and though the rest of the family can look forward to good times at a beloved summer house on the sea, Edie still has to fight to hold her own. Adventures on a sailboat and on an island, and the advent of a major hurricane and what Edie takes to be a military coup, all come to a climax when Edie solves the mystery of who stole the neighbor’s jewels and saves, at least for one day, the day. This story of Edie and the other members of the Cares family may remind readers of Arthur Ransome’s Swallows and Amazons, except that Edie has an experimental, even anarchic streak that is all her terrible, horrible own.