101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Author: Editors of Ulysses Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2024-01-02

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1646046137

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101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date? To the Moooovies! A poem for Valentine's Day: Roses are red, poppies are red, The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you! . . . .And many more!

Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids
Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2017-02-14

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 0062497960

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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of jokes for every occasion and every member of the family! A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don’t stop coming in Rob Elliott’s new collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old. Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It’s gonna be cheesy! If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere." Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

From Pumpkin Time to Valentines
From Pumpkin Time to Valentines

Author: Susan Ohanian

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 1994-08-15

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 0313079641

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Keep students happily focused on learning during two of the most exciting holidays of the year for the elementary classroom-Halloween and Valentine's Day. Poems and excerpts are used as launching points for such projects as writing spooky tongue twisters or designing animal valentine cartoons. Reproducible language arts strategies teach word play, interviewing, letter writing, research skills, problem solving, and metaphorical language while encouraging divergent thinking. Grades 1-5.

Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Author: Linda Bozzo

Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC

Published: 2013-01-01

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13: 0766041204

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"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Thanksgiving. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 144124302X

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Today is Valentine's Day!
Today is Valentine's Day!

Author: Econo-Clad Books

Publisher: Turtleback Books

Published: 1994

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780785737223

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A child describes Valentine's Day at school and the special cards the children give and receive.

101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids
101 Silly Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Author: Editors of Ulysses Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2024-01-02

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 1646046323

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101 Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids is filled with funny knock-knocks, lighthearted puns, and delightful gut-busters that kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's all about celebrating Valentine’s Day! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes like: Why did the silly boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they are very scentimental. Where did Mr. Cow take Mrs. Cow on a Valentine’s Day date? To the Moooovies! A poem for Valentine's Day: Roses are red, poppies are red, The grass is red, Oh no! My yard is on fire! What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say? I wub you! . . . .And many more!

Dinosaur Mardi Gras
Dinosaur Mardi Gras

Author: Dianne De Las Casas

Publisher: Pelican Publishing

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1455616680

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Dinosaurs parade down the streets of New Orleans during the Mardi Gras carnival. Includes glossary and related craft activity.

Don't Fear the Reaper
Don't Fear the Reaper

Author: Stephen Graham Jones

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2023-02-07

Total Pages: 480

ISBN-13: 1982186615

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A Locus Award Finalist NATIONAL BESTSELLER December 12th, 2019, Jade returns to the rural lake town of Proofrock the same day as convicted Indigenous serial killer Dark Mill South escapes into town to complete his revenge killings, in this “superb” (Publishers Weekly) sequel to My Heart Is a Chainsaw from New York Times bestselling author Stephen Graham Jones. Four years after her tumultuous senior year, Jade Daniels is released from prison right before Christmas when her conviction is overturned. But life beyond bars takes a dangerous turn as soon as she returns to Proofrock. Convicted Serial Killer, Dark Mill South, seeking revenge for thirty-eight Dakota men hanged in 1862, escapes from his prison transfer due to a blizzard, just outside of Proofrock, Idaho. Dark Mill South’s Reunion Tour began on December 12th, 2019, a Thursday. Thirty-six hours and twenty bodies later, on Friday the 13th, it would be over. Don’t Fear the Reaper is the “adrenaline-filled” (Library Journal, starred review) sequel to My Heart Is a Chainsaw from New York Times bestselling author Stephen Graham Jones.

Dinosaur Jokes
Dinosaur Jokes

Author:

Publisher: Children's Press

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9780516018652

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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.