Excuses!

Excuses!

Author: Karen Tayleur

Publisher: Capstone

Published: 2014-11-01

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 1496504321

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David Mortimore Baxter knows that a kid's life is not easy, so he has put together the perfect self-help book for young people just like him. Read his list of the best excuses to use on grown-ups, but only in emergencies, of course. Proceed with caution!


1,001 Excuses!

1,001 Excuses!

Author: George D. Zgourides

Publisher:

Published: 2000

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781559502085

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The current price for this title as of 3/07/05 is $12.95


1001 Things Your Mother Told You

1001 Things Your Mother Told You

Author: Croft M. Pentz

Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 9780842340137

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Approved-by-Mother proverbial sayings on over 180 topics covering body, mind and soul. Marriage, parenting, driving, faith, character ... Pentz has collected maternal advice on a wide range of topics. After all, "an ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy". This collection of homespun wisdom offers mother-approved proverbial sayings on over 180 topics, covering body, mind, and soul.


Weekly World News

Weekly World News

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2000-11-21

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13:

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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.


1001 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

1001 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

Author: Michael Hodgin

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2010-09-21

Total Pages: 416

ISBN-13: 0310871239

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You have something important to say. Are you sure your audience is listening? Clocks start ticking in the minds of your listeners the minute you begin your presentation. These clocks measure the amount of time you have to interest them before their attention wanders elsewhere. Could be three minutes. Could be thirty seconds. But make your audience laugh and they forget about their clocks. They are too busy listening. Make them laugh and they will listen. Humor is one of your most powerful tools as a speaker, and 1001 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking lets you wield it with power. Michael Hodgin has compiled hundreds of humorous anecdotes on dozens of topics and brought them together in one book. From "Ability" and "Accidents" to "Work" and "Worship," Hodgin's illustrations are arranged according to topic and indexed to help you quickly find the perfect anecdote. The book also provides space to record the times and places you use each illustration, so no one will hear you tell the same joke twice. Ideal for preachers, teachers, executives, and anyone else who speaks publicly, 1001 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking will keep your audience laughing -- and listening to every word you say.


Think & Write

Think & Write

Author: Hilarie N. Staton

Publisher: Good Year Books

Published: 1984

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780673180285

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Educational resource for teachers, parents and kids!


1001 Ways to Call-in Sick

1001 Ways to Call-in Sick

Author: Treeb

Publisher:

Published: 2008-04-01

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 9781425791148

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A dynamic book filled with excuses, antidotes, jokes and great one-liners to add to your mental database! #591. Hung Loe calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Loe, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Loe calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."


Body by You

Body by You

Author: Mark Lauren

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2013-01-01

Total Pages: 177

ISBN-13: 0345528972

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BURN FAT, NOT TIME The ultimate get-in-shape-fast, at-home, no-equipment-required program designed especially for women—from the ultra-fit Special Operations trainer and author of You Are Your Own Gym Say goodbye to long, tedious hours at the gym and boring, muscle-depleting cardio exercises. Elite trainer and fitness guru Mark Lauren is here to show you that the best—and only—equipment you need to get in shape is free and always accessible: your own body. This quick and easy program will save you time, money, and maybe your life. In less than thirty minutes, three times a week—and with no machinery or weights—you can achieve the toned arms, flatter abs, tighter buns, and killer legs you’ve always wanted. You won’t build bulk, you’ll build strength, and turn your body into a fat-burning machine. Featuring 120 different exercises in five movement categories—Pulling, Squatting, In-Line Pushing, Perpendicular Pushing and Bending—and with three ascending levels of difficulty, Body by You ensures that you’ll never get bored by the same static workout. And with such a small time commitment—less than one percent of your time every week!—it is a fun program that can be effortlessly incorporated with your work and family plans. With Mark Lauren as your motivational guide and nutritional coach, Body by You will help you meet your individual fitness goals. Ultimately, it’s not about moving through the gym with ease, it’s about moving through your life with ease—leaner, stronger, more confident, and with more energy.


1001 More Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

1001 More Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking

Author: Michael Hodgin

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 1998

Total Pages: 1074

ISBN-13: 031021713X

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1001 More Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking, much like its rib-tickling predecessor, is a gold mine of one-liners, jokes, and humorous anecdotes for almost any topic.