Q: How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A: A buck an ear! Feast your eyes on this incredible collection of 140 food jokes, accompanied by cute cartoon illustrations. Stuffed full of puns, knock-knock jokes and tasty one-liners, The Funny Food Joke Book will leave young readers in peels of laughter. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
"Get ready to laugh from the grocery store to the kitchen with these silly food jokes! Hilarious images add to fun in this laugh-out-loud collection of jokes all about food"--
What do mummies do to relax? Readers will find out in this monstrously funny book. A multitude of monster, vampire, witch, and mummy jokes is ready for the reading, laughing, and sharing. Simple language makes these jokes easily understandable and will encourage young learners to continue their development in the pleasure of reading.
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Funny and Hilarious Food Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about food. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. They say not to play with your food, but I think this is one exception. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 181+ funny jokes Fun maze puzzles Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Jokes from this funny book... Q: How do you make gold soup? A: Put 14 carrots in it! HAHA! Q: What is red and green and wears boxing gloves? A: Fruit punch! LOL! Q: How do you make a hamburger hula? A: Order fries and a shake! HAHA! Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty? A: Call it a meatball! LOL! Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? A: Keeps everyone away! HAHA! Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana? A: Try to cheer it up! Funny Food Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) 100+ funny jokes! Funny and Hilarious Food Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love thishilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about food. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. They say not to play with your food, but I think this is one exception. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Jokes from this funny book... Q: How do you make gold soup? A: Put 14 carrots in it! HAHA! Q: What is red and green and wears boxing gloves? A: Fruit punch! LOL! Q: How do you make a hamburger hula? A: Order fries and a shake! HAHA! Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty? A: Call it a meatball! LOL! Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? A: Keeps everyone away! HAHA! Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana? A: Try to cheer it up! Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Your Food! This funny joke book is full of funny food jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!
The hilarity of knock-knock jokes meets the fun of door decorations. Kids will love tearing out and hanging up food-themed jokes on their doors, inviting the classic opener: "Who's there?" Easy to tear out and hang up, these 16 double-sided door hangers feature funny food-themed knock-knock jokes paired with silly cartoons -- and all are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. A perfect gift for any kid who just loves joking around!
